DISCLAIMER: I do not take credit for the creation of Pokemon, as they are an intellectual property held by Nintendo. This is only a fanwork.
Alright write/reading fags, here's how it goes down. This is Pokemon Love Stories: The Bad Endings. Based on the Touhou Love Stories variation, it consists of trainers falling in love with other pokemon. There is no restriction on gender or required genre. Heck, a relationship can end comically, tragic, or even sarcastically, but the main rule is that the relationship must reach a bad end, no matter the cost.
Here's a crappy example to get an idea of how it works.
You are a male hiker extraordinaire who encounters a female jigglypuff while exploring Mt. Moon. Surprisingly you two hit it off and became best friends. When you found a moon stone and evolved her into a Wigglytuff, feelings developed inside of you that you would have never expected to have. One day, you return to Mt. Moon with her at night and upon reaching the top, you serenade and declare your love for her. Shocklingly, she returns your surprise affection with a kiss, and later, you two have freaky interspecies sex. Unfortunately, when she came, she sang at the same time, putting you into a fast but deep sleep, where then you accidentally roll of the mountain, smash your head in, and go into a coma. On your bed, she cries, apologizing for causing this to happen to you. Unfortunately once again, she sung out in sorrow, which made your coma turn into death. For killing a human, she is then arrested and euthanized. BAD END.
Anyone can contribute to this, so feel free to post your bad endings to your love life :^).
BASED OFF OF TOUHOU LOVE STORIES THE BAD ENDS, which can be found here: wiki/Touhou_Love_Stories:_The_Bad_Ends_(first_thread)
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Bad End: Introduction is over. Man I'm clever.
Anon/FRiolu (TheOnlyMoth)
One day, you suddenly decide to kiss a random Riolu, who then happily kisses you back! You then proceed to take her home and have a furious make out session with her.
Bad end: The Riolu goes back and tells her father about her first kiss, a rather shiny MegaLucario. Later, an explosion occurs at your house, and you were never heard from again.
BAD END
MTrainer/FCrawdaunt (TheOnlyMoth)
You, along with your Crawdaunt, have been dating for a while now, though it was more of being a battle couple than dating. It started when you fished her up back in Hoenn in the middle of a Team Aqua invasion, so you two teamed up and fought them off. She would user her pincers to beat the snot out of the pokemon, while you would pragmatically kick every Aqua Grunt in the crotch after they lost, making them lose their morale. Soon after, you two fought off the rest of the Team Aqua and even defeated Team Magma single handedly, earning a title as the Pragmatic Crab Duo. Over time, your friendship forged from fire became more that of love, and you two began to date and do other things that couples do. Although it was taboo, there was something about her rugged appearance and scar-covered pincers that excited you very much about her.
One day, she caught you watching a porno where a woman was jerking off a man and noticing your boner, she wanted to the same to do. Although you quickly objected, she ignores you and pins you to the ground. She tears off your pants and attempts to use one of her pincers to start it. The second her pincer closes it clamps too hard, and your dick is torn off by accident. You promptly bleed to death through your now missing penis.
Game Over.
MFisherman/Magikarp (TheOnlyMoth)
You were hungry one day, so you went to the Lake of Rage and fished up a Magikarp to eat. However, this one you caught was significantly bigger than the others, so rather than eating it, you would use your pokeball on it when you get back ashore. Unfortunately, suddenly you became horny from the Magikarp's fin slapping your crotch around, and you noticed that it had a hole...
Two minutes later, freaky interspecies intercourse happens.
This captures the attention of other Magikarp, and hundreds jumped from the lake into your boat, destroying it, and then proceeded to rape you to death. At your funeral, everyone laughs at the fact that you were the first recorded person to be killed by a Magikarp, ever.
BAD END.
MAnon/FGyarados (TheOnlyMoth)
One day, you were drunk and you encountered a raging Gyarados in some random sea. Too drunk to care, you declared your love to its carnage, and that day you discovered that "it" is actually a she, through some close encounters of the fishy kind.
A nearby Milotic that failed to grab your attention before, however, got jealous that you hooked up with a different pokemon, so she used attract on you and brought you to the bottom of the sea to drown. As you drown, you notice that the Gyrados suddenly gone into a fit of rage seeing what Milotic had done and went on an unstoppable rampage, killing the Milotic and everything else in its path, only stopped when a wicked thunderbolt from nowhere shocked and killed it. When you vision finally fades into darkness, you suddenly realized that you had a chance to swim back to surface, but then the dead Gyarados's body anchors you to the sea floor.
BAD END.
MTrainer/Vespiquen (TheOnlyMoth)
You are a 30 year-old man who is a bit too eager to get things going. From being the first to become a trainer to being the first to become the Champion of Sinnoh, you were the guy that would literally be there and done it before anyone else did. However, there was something that you have failed to do since you reached adulthood: Getting laid.
Unlike your friends, who have managed to find their own love of their lives, your eagerness gives you a bad reputation among women, thinking that you would finish too early, or dump them the second you had your way with them. Thus, ironically, you were the last one to find a love interest on your own. As such, lust built up greatly towards you that not even your hands can't deal with on their own.
One day, while resting on some flowers and accepting your fate as a virgin for the rest of your life, an unusual sweet scent gets your attention, and you uncontrollably follow it to a yellow hut. The moment you step in, however, you fall down into a pit, and splash land on what appears to be a pool of honey. Though some effort, you resurface from the sticky liquid and look around, noticing that you are now in a Combee Hive! You can see Combees of various sizes going in and out of the hole you fell from, and others drinking from the pool of honey you're in.
As you attempt to get out of the pool, you realize that it's so sticky that you can't move your limbs or your body. It already took all of your strength to resurface yourself. At this point, you call for help at a random direction. From here, the Combees suddenly take note of you, but rather than fleeing as they would normally do, they actually help. Several of them bit onto your shirt and effortlessly yank you out of the messy substance. However, rather than escorting you back from the pit you came, they started to take you to a specific part of the hive. You begin to wonder what they were planning to do to you.
Up ahead, you notice something that wasn't a Combee. Instead, you saw what appeared to be a red-eyed evolution of a Combee, with a rather shiny red gem on its head and with a rather large abdomen. You recall seeing it in a pokedex, but you can't seem to remember what the species of it is...
As you come into her view, you hear specific waves of buzzing coming to and from the Combees carrying you and its "evolution." After a few moments, you were suddenly dropped down onto the ground with a loud "plop." The pokemon pulls out a small stick with what appears to have bubbling honey at its tip, and then sticks it in your mouth. She then pushes the entire stick into your mouth, swallowing without hesitation to avoid choking on the excess honey. When you finished, you found yourself breathing heavily, almost as if you just had a rather large meal.
"..C...he...m.."
You begin to hear voices coming from the pokemon in front of you. Did she feed you something that's making you understand them?
"Can...hear...me!?"
It spoke again, with an increased tone of annoyance and...woman-like? To avoid annoying whoever fed you any further, you nod quickly, assuming that although you might be beginning to understand..."her," but she might not understand you.
"Say...Something."
Another command, another quick response from yourself. Being eager does have its benefits, after all. You quickly introduce yourself, telling her your name and how'd you get here. In return, she introduces herself as a pokemon named Vespiquen, ruler of the Combees in this underground Hive. As you two exchange information, it is becoming apparent that her words are becoming sentences, comfirming that whatever she fed you is making you understand what she says. For some odd reason, her face was turning bright red after you explained that you followed a sweet smell to this place
"I see. Then that means...you were drawn by my...sweet scent?"
Once again, you nod your head. As you do, she then tilts her head down for a moment. Without warning, she pushes you to the ground, pointing at you with a stick and said in a loud voice, "HUMAN! The scent you have detected was made to draw out potential mates for the queen to have in hopes of getting the seed needed to make new Combees for the colony! Although the ones you see I had inherited from the past queen, more will be needed to expand the hive. By law, any male that is lured down here must marry and mate with the Queen, else be thrown into the dungeon like the others! Although you may be a human, this rule still applies to you! Therefore, choose! Mate with me or be-"
"Yes." The words quickly escaped out of your mouth at a second's notice. You didn't even bother thinking about the consequences; however, at this point you truly realized how desperate you were to lose your virginity as a man.
"So you decline? Very well, then off wi-"
She then realizes that you actually accepted her offer, rather than the others who rejected her from before.
"W-w-w-wait you accepted!? You're serious!?" She stammered about, shocked, confused, and thoroughly embarrassed that the first being to accept her offer was a human of all creatures. Honestly, you thought that it was quite cute for her to revert to such confusion, and you eagerly said again that you accept her proposal of marriage.
The rest of the colony picked up on the conversation, and the buzzing became silent. Suddenly, the buzzing became very loud, with the Combees expressing themselves very positively over what you had just agreed to. Some rushed to their queen, as if they were "congratulating" her for my agreement. The others decide to get a closer look at you, the one who decided to say yes to a pokemon's proposal of marriage. A few even nuzzle your face in acknowledgement to their soon-to-be new father. The Vespiquen's face is now entirely red of embarrassment of something she would have never expected to happen. You snicker to yourself to find more ways to see that cute face of hers later. Eventually she reorganizes her mind and clears herself from distraction. She clears her throat to get your attention, and says:
"V...very well, human. Since you agreed, the marriage will take place one year from now, where by then you'll learn the ins and out of the colony. However, if you even THINK about-"
You shush her by placing your index finger close to her mandibles, and calmly state:
"No problem. Everything's fine."
At this point, the Combees picked up in volume of cheers and shouts. OOOOOOHHHHHs! AAAHHHHHHs! and EEEEEEEEPs! can be heard throughout the hive. As they commune with one another, Vespiquen, thoroughly embarrassed, has had enough of it and used Power Gem on a nearby ceiling to get their attention. You begin to think that he jimmies are completely rustled at this point, based on the tremor that occurred after the gem hit the ceiling.
"That is ENOUGH! Everyone back to work!"
Disappointed, the Combees dispersed throughout the hive, returning to their duties. She then turns to you and softens her gaze as well as her voice.
"I'm sorry you had to see that happen. I'll get some of my troops to make you a room to rest and some honey to eat. Don't worry, I'll make sure that your treated right among them, now that you are to be my-"
To mess with her even more, you suddenly approach her without warning and are now centimeters away from her face. She looks a little flabbergasted before she started stuttering again in vain to complete her sentence. "My..my...m-m-mmyyy-mmmmy-my-my-my-my-my..."
You then intervene, saying that you look forward to being under her care. She sighs in relief, and finally dismisses you to be on your own. You think about what to do, now that you suddenly agreed to become the husband of a pokemon, but at least you know that you'll be getting laid, and at this point, you don't even care that your first time is with a pokemon.
As night falls and you find a place to sleep in the hive, the Vespiquen watches you for a moment, and before you drift off, you pick up a whisper coming from her.
"Please...don't let me down...okay?"
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Throughout the year you learned the ins and out of the colony, what Combees do regularly, and a way out of the hive. However, instead of trying to "sneak away" like how the Vespiquen described some of her previous encounters, you actually helped the Combees slightly by foraging and planting berries, something you learned on your own for quite a while. The Combees are quite happy to have extra help in foraging so that now they can focus on collecting honey. You were well respected throughout the hive, and even got along with some of the other bug pokemon attracted to your berries.
You also began to get significantly closer to the Vespiquen that you agreed to marry. Surprisingly, the both of you had a lot of similarities, so it was easy for you guys to chat about almost anything. Her favorite stories consist of about the time you were a trainer. You talk to her about your time back when you were a trainer exploring the Sinnoh region, going through various caves and even crossing Mt. Coronet. You enlightened her about stories of how you trained your way to become the first person in your group to become champion (only to lose it one of your friend's daughter named Cynthia). When she asked about the pokemon that was with you during that time, you explained that they wanted to be released to visit their own families, so you complied and they're pretty much like long-distant friends now.
As she shares her insecurities with you over time, she becomes more confident towards you and begins to get less flustered when you flirt with her. Still, you find ways to make her act like she did when you two first met. As time went on, you started to forget the goal of getting laid and truly begin to fall in love with her, as she does with you. One day, she actually gave you the choice to leave if you wanted to because she felt that it was wrong keeping you here against your own will. You reply with a surprise kiss to her mouth, saying that you choose to stay by her side, wherever she goes. Sure enough, the hive broke out in cheers and excitement, but rather than silencing them again, she gleefully catches YOU in a surprise hug, thanking you profusely and kissing your cheek. With all this attention, you're the one that is beginning to feel embarrassed...
On the day of the wedding, you two were at the happiest you could ever be with. Some of your pokemon even visited it to congratulate you on your marriage, surprisingly not questioning why you fell in love with a Vespiquen. Truly, it was one of the most beautiful days anyone could ever wish for.
And then, in the moonlight, you (naked) and your newly wedded queen were on your bed, ready to consummate your love for each other, when you feel a sharp pain onto your groin and recoil in response. Concerned, the Vespiquen asks if you are alright and takes a look at your crotch. Suddenly, her compound eyes focused onto one area and her hidden iris now appears to be shrinking. She is left speechless. You ask her about what she sees, and another pain is felt from your crotch. You recoil again, but as you open your eyes, your vision suddenly starts to become blurred. However, it appears that she is holding something in her hand, and to your horror, you remain speechless, too.
It was a poison barb, filled to the brim with toxic poison.
"This is bad," you thought to yourself. "I'm still growing pecha berries and I have no lum berries on hand for a quick fix. How did I get stung!?" Then, you look at her again, and notice that tears were starting to form in her eyes. "No..." she began to say. And then you realize where it came from.
You missed her "honeypot" and landed on her stinger instead.
With no way to recover from getting and the hospital being miles away, you can only watch your new wife cry at the fact that not only did she just murdered her first willing husband, but now has to watch you slowly die painfully.
"No..NOOO! I FORBID YOU FROM DYING! As queen of the colony, I COMMAND YOU! HOLD YOUR STRENGTH." When she realized that there were no berries to help you recover from the toxin, she too fell into despair. "This...THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME! You were the only one..."
As your vision finally gives in and you feel yourself weakening greatly, only one thought was left onto your mind.
"My balls could not be any bluer right now..."
END.
MHuman x Kanghaskhan child (TheOnlyMoth)
While traveling in the Safari zone in Kanto, you find a lone child of a Kanghaskan running around. You approach it, and you two became fast friends. Thinking that it was abandoned by its mother, you decide to take it with you out of the Safari zone, where your relationship grew to that of love, if a bit one sided, since the child is unaware of your affection
The second time you visited the Safari, you carried the child with you, and to your misfortune, encounter the mother of the child, who is quite mad that you ran off with it.
Bad End: She knocks your head off of your body and into space. The Safari Zone promptly places a sign stating, "Please do not pick up any lone Kanghaskan children, or you will get hit with alla dat."
MBreeder x FLopunny (TheOnlyMoth)
You are a breeder trainer, and after weeks of careful planning and preparation, you have finally convinced the female Lopunny from the forest to come out of hiding! Through the careful process of using food and occasional topics to talk about, she grew more comfortable being around you, and is now willing to follow you out of her home! From here, you plan on pairing it with a Medicham to breed a buneary with all of the elemental punches, who are in a bit of demand this season.
As you walk with the lopunny, she suddenly embraces you and kisses your cheek, which surprises you off of your feet, tripping both of you and you fall onto the floor, with lopunny on the floor and you inches away from her face. Although you never considered this position to be embarrassing, there was something about the way her face looked so...innocent that drove you to your primal instincts, and you kissed her with full force. She gleefully returns it, and today, you learned first hand the true experience of breeding.
Months passed, and you, along with your new lopunny, gave birth to almost 20 bunearies. Your days were filled with the business of raising and caring for your children. When people ask if they are up for trade, you deny them, saying that these are your personal favorites.
Bad end: The mating season occurs, and you discover that your children have no qualms about mating with their father. Although you attempted to escape, they managed to catch you and thus were throughly raped by them. When you plead your lopunny to help you, she actually joined in, revealing that this was her plan from the start. You then became the breeding machine for a new generation of bunearies, forced to live your day having sex until you die of exhaustion.
MDancer x Maractus (TheOnlyMoth)
As you were dancing in a desert one day, a Maractus danced along with you, forcing you to make a "dance off" competition, where pokemon gathered and you two danced like no tomorrow. As the competition goes on, you tire out, but know that you are winning, as the Maractus is slowing down too, looking quite exhausted as well.
And then she pulled out the big guns. For her final performance, she starts using the forbidden technique of the mating dance. It is said that if the partner returns the dance, then the two are an officially married couple. Knowing this, she believes that you would not return the dance and that it would come out as the victor, thinking that a relationship between a pokemon and a human would never happen.
Taboo be damned!
You return the dance to its surprise, and catch it off guard, where you pulled off the most insane mating dance ever seen in the records. It blushed deeply due to the sudden vigor of energy surging from you, but you paid it no mind. You must win, you must!
Eventually you exhausted yourself and collapsed onto the sandy ground, panting and out of breath. It approaches you, and the last thing you see before drifting into sleep is it kissing you, embracing the loss and accepting the dance you performed.
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After you wake up, you find that the Maractus was still by your side, hugging you strongly. In spite of what they may say back home, you decide to hug it back to its surprise, promising to see this marriage through the end.
And thus, you two hit it off quite well. It joins you on your dance tours throughout the Unova region, sharing your love with it. Surprisingly enough, your fans seem to accept you two without much thought about the relationship.
One day, you ask the Maractus if it wanted kids to complete the marriage, and it looks at you with shocked eyes, almost as if asking if you are certain you want children. You nod your head, and the Maractus smiled in response.
And then it knocks you out with its cactus arm.
You wake up on the floor, belly front, with your limbs anchored to it by a bunch of cotton spores, to which you cannot escape from. As you look around, you see the Maractus in front of you, and you demand what just happened. The Maractus simply showed you one of its arms, filled to the brim with needles, and proceeded to circle you a few times. Suddenly, you hear it speak for the first time, saying "Impregnating." And then you realize that she was circling you to find an opening. You argue that there is no way a male can give birth to pokemon because there is no hole to stick in i-Ooooohhhh, right...that hole.
Bad end: You get anally rekt by a Maractus's Needle Arm. Next time, look twice before doing a mating ritual.
Author's note: And thus volume 1 comes to a close. Thoughts? Ideas for more bad endings? PM me, and let's see what happens. Feel free to write a story of your own to contribute to more bad endings to your love life.
