MABEL GETS CLEVER
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"-Look. I did the math. In any other timeline, Wendy ends up going out with Robbie. I can't mess up this day again!" Explained Dipper. Mabel is about to lose it!
Suddenly, she gets an idea. "What if I can guarantee that Robbie won't be a problem?" She asks flatly. Dipper looks at her confused...yet intrigued...
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SLAM!
"Wha- No! Officers! I swear, I didn't touch her!" Pleaded Robbie as he was slammed and spread out on the police cars trunk.
Blubs shook his head. "Nice try, scumwad! But we got an anonymous tip about what you did! And she has a black eye! In Gravity Falls, that's all the evidence we need to put behind bars for life!" Robbie pales while Wendy tries to defend him.
"Officers! He never touched me! Honest! It was a-"
"Let me guess, you ran into a door?" Asks Durland sarcastically.
"No! A baseball!" Blubs rolls his eyes. "Okay, now your not even trying!"
"It's okay sweetie! You don't have to hide your pain! He can't hurt you anymore!" Assures Durland.
"No! Really! It was my fault-"
"NO IT ISN'T!" Screamed Durland. IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT! NEVER LET HIM MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE!"
Blubs glares at Robbie as he takes out his nightstick. You know what? Frak the Bill of Rights! Scum like you don't deserve it's protection!"
Nearby, a horrified Dipper paled as he watched Robbie get every bone in his body broken(which gave Blendin the perfect opportunity to take the tapemeasure back).
Mabel giggled as she cuddled Waddles. "Isn't this great!? It's a Happy ending all around!"
Dipper gives her an incredulous look. "Mabel, you framed Robbie for a crime he didn't commit and now he's being-"
-IT'S A HAPPY ENDING!
Screamed an insistent Mabel...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Be honest, is there something wrong with me for thinking this up?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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