Author's Note: Obligatory "I don't own any characters" speech.
Alright. How hard can it be?I thought. Since money was getting tight, I had decided to write about my adventures involving the supernatural world. I thought about the possible dangers of revealing some of their intricate details, but I realized that reading opens a world of imagination and wonder, so I would probably create a whole generation of readers! I would, of course, need to take some artistic lisence. Maybe by book will be made into a movie?
No way I'll have my work as a T.V. show.
"Order up," My boss, Sammy, said sexily.
"Order up," I said sexily to our cook, Reynold Lafayette.
"Alright, beautiful," he said. If he wasn't gay, I'd think he'd have a crush on me. :)
I sexily served our patrons at our place of work, Merlot's Bar and Grill. I was sexily wearing a shite t-shirt with the bar's logo, wore some sexy dark pants, black sneakers and a green scrunchy to sexily tie up my blond hair and keep it out of my beautiful blue eyes.
Suddenly, a man came in sexily. He was a vampire, and a sexy one at that. His name was Will Crumplebottom, and he moved into the old Crumplebottom place near my house, which I shared with my grandparent.
"I'd like some O Negative," Will said seductively.
I blushed and served him, much to the dismay of my stupid friend, Farlene, who was a bigoted, meany mean-face meanie!
I gasped as the Mouserays, a redneck couple, started to join him. Zack and Danielle Mouseray were talking, and eventually, they left.
"He forgot to pay," Sammy said angrily. I decided to go after them, not because I had to, but because I didn't trust Zach and Denise.
Sure enough, they bound Will in silver chains.
I snuck up on them and sexily punched Zack in the face, seccessfully knocking him out.
"That's not how it happened," Bill said over my shoulder. He and Bubba were at my house for a lovely dinner....they invited themselves to.
"Well, this is my story," I said angrily. "And this is all fictional."
"Oh really?" Bill said in an unfathomable tone. "So, you are saying Sammy, Farlene and Will aren't based on Sam, Arlene and I?"
"Somewhat. Go back to drinking some of that Royalty Blended blood you brought."
"Wow, you are such a great fighter, and I could never defeat you!" Danielle said, astonished. She picked up her husband, swore revenge, and ran off.
Luckily I was so athletic, or else I wouldn't have been able to lift the silver chains off of Will."
"Wow, you are so talented and beautiful," Will said gratefully.
"Thanks," I said modestly, even though it was so true! "I also read minds, but I....I can't seem to read yours. That's such a relief, it's much less of a headache!"
"Will you go on a date with me?" Will asked sexily.
"Yes, I...might."
"Yes, that is exactly how it happened," Bill said from over my shoulder.
"Shut up," I responded angrily. I told them that I needed to go to bed, as I had to work late. I refused Bill and Bubba's entry to the house, causing them to fly backwards into the outside.
.........................
"Thank you, Bubba," I said in a sophisticated tone. Bubba's special abilities allowed him automatic entry into any house or property, and he let me in.
"You're welcome, Buddy," Bubba said warmly.
I went to Sookie's old laptop computer and logged on.
"Let's just have a little fun with Miss Sookie," I said with an uncharacteristic chuckle.
"Excellent," Bubba said as he pented his finger, which made me think that I shouldn't have let him watch The Simpson's while it was my turn to watch him.
