A/N: This story was originally posted as a part of Disastrous Lessons, but I decided to continue it outside of that fic in its own. The original idea for first aid lessons came from Shnizel.

Bandages: They Fix Everything

"Well this should be interesting!" Shelby said in amusement, as she walked down the hall with Wing, Laura, and Otto.

"Indeed," Wing said, keeping a straight face, "This should provide new learning opportunities not often given at H.I.V.E."

Shelby sighed, "That's not what I meant."

The four off them slowly (and cautiously) entered Professor Pike's lab. Normally it was dangerous enough to go in there, and that was when he knew about what he was teaching. Today, the students suspected, he had no idea about what he was teaching. First aid.

They sat down at their seat and looked around. The Professor wasn't there yet, but everyone else looked as nervous as they were.

"Is anyone else a little worried about this," Otto asked his friends quietly.

"Aye."

"Somewhat."

"Is that a joke?"

"Right," he said with a sigh.

They all suddenly shut up as they heard quite a bit of noise coming from the hallway. They watched in confusion and slight amusement as Nigel and Franz came through the door, running and screaming. As soon as the two of them were in the classroom they promptly collapsed to the floor.

"Hey guys what's up?" Shelby asked, as if they hadn't just shown up looking like they were being chased by a bear.

"They...and...chase."Franz said through frantic breaths.

"What he means," Nigel said, having regained slightly more breath than Franz, "Is that on our way here we ran into Block and Tackle and for seemingly no reason they decided to chase us."Before any of them could respond the Professor burst through the door.

He looked down at Franz who was lying on the ground and suddenly looked mildly excited. "Oh, good. This can be our first challenge."

"Challenge?" several people in the room asked at once.

"Yes challenge. This class will consist of various challenges, you will break into pairs and see if you know how to handle each emergency!" he said brightly. "Now this can be a test challenge, just to see if you understand."

"Um...I think he just needs some water."

"Nonsense, there is much more to do than that."

"I don't think so."

"Then you think wrong!" he replied with a smile. "Now look, you can never go wrong with bandages," he proclaimed, taking a bandage and wrapping it around Franz's arm.

"Um...but my arm was not even hurting, ja."

"But your breathing's better. See?"

Everyone in the room looked at each other nervously. "Now, I will assign partners!"

A/N: Okay, this is the first part of the H.I.V.E. first aid lessons. I have no idea how many parts there will be, so it will probably just go until I run out of ideas. Also, I'm aware Pike is kind of OOC, just go with it for now please. Read and review!