Laptops and fanfictions.

By Samhoku

I saw a hilarious story and wondered what would happen if my Character Briar found a laptop, discovered Fanfiction, and used it to torment people. I do not own Narnia. I own Briar and anyone else I create.

Chapter

A girl dropped her laptop and it disappeared. She looked very confused. It was not broken...It was just gone!


Brier was walking through the woods when a object hit her on the head. She swore and picked it up, "What is this demonic thing?" She turned it over in her hands. She accidentally clicked the power button and it sprung to life! She screamed and dropped it, whipping out her bow and arrows training it on the object.

Luna said, "Its a Laptop!" The crazy world walker picked it up and hugged it to her chest, "I has a Laptop!"

Brier said urgently, "Dont touch it Luna. Its dangerous! It tried to attack me!"

Luna looked confused and then at the laptop, "I like laptops."

Brier took it from Luna and asked, "How does this...Laptop work?"

Luna went unto Firefox and looked up fanfiction, "This is funny."

Brier asked, "How so?"

Luna giggled and said, "Peter looks like an idiot."

Briar's eyes lit up, "Let me see!"

Luna looked up one and said, "Majestic Roar..."

Briar read it and said, "Wow. That was stupid."

Luna said with a grin, "Mary Sue self insert!"

Briar looked at Luna, "Um. Who is Mary Sue? I did not see a girl named Mary Sue."

Luna giggled and then looked at a different one, "Peter looked deep into her eyes."

Briar gagged.

"And then he kissed her."

Briar said, "Ewwwww!" She covered her ears, "My ears!"

Luna giggled even more and said, "I must show Lucy, Laptop!"

Briar took it and cackled, "No...No Luna. We must keep it for ourselves." Her eyes darted around, "No...We mustn't show it to them."

Luna tilted her head, "Why?"

Briar said with another laugh, "Because, we can use it against them. We can pry into all their dirty little secrets."

"Um. Briar? People writeth the story."

Briar grinned, "So? It will still be fun."

Luna snatched the laptop and ran away, "LUCY! I FOUND LAPTOP!"