Author Commentary: A strange story... I hope you like! (Made with a random story maker)

Rating: T

Warnings: Crack

Disclaimer: I only own the story!

Luxembourg woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one amazing box that looked like a soup.

Then Luxembourg noticed that Liechtenstein was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Luxembourg thought that he would surprise Liechtenstein. Maybe even sneak up behind her and kiss her on her SEXIER lips. That always made Liechtenstein happy.

Luxembourg crept happily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its SEXY lights, and the presents, heaped up huskily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Liechtenstein. Kissing someone.

Luxembourg was so angry, he picked up a egg from a table and threw it amazingly in a wave.

They both looked around.

"Liechtenstein, you shiny fish!" Luxembourg yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Luxembourg looked and then rubbed his eye and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Liechtenstein said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a strange kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Luxembourg said epicly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sad."

That seemed reasonable. Luxembourg went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. He made Luxembourg's arm feel all glowing.

"You see?" Liechtenstein said gladly and Luxembourg saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.