Readers: If you have read The New Girl by Kurama/s Girl, you are bound to like this Malik fic. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The lottery

Yami Malik: *Pacing in front of the TV*

TV: *airing news broadcast*

Malik: *walks in, sees Yami Malik pacing so much, he's digging a hole into the floor*

Yami Malik: *still pacing*

Malik: Uh, Yami Malik? Since when do you watch the news?

Yami Malik: Since when do you care?!? Oh! It's on! *pulls out 7 lottery tickets*

Malik: The lottery? //Oh, yeah..I got one too..I made Yami Malik get me one before I let him waste his money..but now that I think about it, it's kinda pointless..I doubt it that either of us will win..// *pulls out and reads the five #'s one his card: 4, 27, 18, 12, 32*

TV: "And out five lucky numbers of the lottery tonight are: 4..27..18.."

Yami Malik: Yes..yes..

TV: "12..and..32!!!"

Yami Malik: NO!

Malik: Yes! YES!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

Yami Malik: Out of all the people who got lottery tickets..the winning one belonged to my own hikari..//life is so unfair//

Malik: *using millennium rod to read Yami Malik's mind* Of course, life is fair, Yami Malik..you just think it's unfair when you lose..

Yami Malik: Gimme that! *grabs millennium rod*

Malik: Fine..I have no need for it..

TV: "This week's winner recieves $2,380,210" *goes to other broadcast*

Yami Malik: *wide eyed* 2,380,210 dollars?!? In cash?!?

Malik: YEP! AND IT'S ALL MINE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND YOU DON'T GET A SINGLE PENNY OF IT!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Yami Malik: *holds up millennium rod* I command you to shut..up?!?

Malik: *out the door; on Yami Malik's motorcycle*

Yami Malik: Hey!

Malik: Can I borrow this? Thanx! Bye!!!

Yami Malik: *trying to run after him* COME BACK HERE HIKARI!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!!!

Malik: *not listening*

Yami Malik: ugh..why do I bother?

~ Ten minutes later ~

Malik: *turning corner of TV station* Finally..*parks bike and walks into station* Excuse me..Where can I find whoever person is in charge of lottery winnings?

Man: Oh? This way..*leads Malik down long hallway to door* He can help you..*leaves*

Malik: *goes into room* Uh..*points to his lottery ticket* I have the winning lottery ticket from this afternoon..

Man: let me see the ticket please..

Malik: *hands him the ticket*

Man: *reads it* Hmm..looks like you've just won over 2 million dollars, pal..

Malik: *big smile*

Man: Unfortunately, our prize manager is on vacation this week, but her daughterwill be at this address to give you your prize..*hands Malik a slip of paper* Okay?

Malik: *Nods and rides away on his motorcycle*

~ 20 minutes later ~

Malik: Hmm..let's see..44061 Montresser Avenue..44057..44059..44061! Here we are! *in front of white and blue house, mounts off bike and rings doorbell*

Katie: *opens door* Eeeee! My Mawikie's come at last!

Malik: Your..Mawikie?!?

Katie: *squeezes Malik around the waist in attempt to give him a hug*

Malik: *squeaky voice* no..oxygen..can't..breathe..

Katie: *let's go* Oops..sorry..

Malik: *gasping for breath*

Katie: *picks up one of the many dark magician plushies scattered on the floor*

Malik: Wow! Where did'ya get all those?

Katie: Ebay..

Malik: WHY DOES EVERYBODY GET STUFF ON EBAY BUT ME?!? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?

Katie: *sweatdrop* are you sure you're not Yami Malik?

Malik: Yeah, I left Yami Malik at home..I'm sure he's fine..

~ Meanwhile, with Yami Malik ~

Yami Malik: *small kitchen pot on his head; sliding down the stairs on a trash can lid* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

~ Back with Malik and Katie ~

Katie: *picks up a Magician of Black Chaos plushie and hugs it* //nice Mr. Chaos, nice Mr. Chaos..// My mommy gave me 2,380,210 dollars to buy stuff on ebay..

Malik: Wait a sec..is your mom the prize manager for the lottery?

Katie: Yeah..why?

Malik: I won 2,380,210 dollars from the lottery and I was supposed to pick it up here today..

Katie: Oh..so that's what that money was for..