This was inspired by a story St. Fang of Boredom did for Maximum Ride.
Disclaimer: ……. I'll get back to you on that……
Me: So who are we going to do first?
Alex: Uh, me? I am the main character, right?
Me: Hmmm…. nah! Let's do Wolf! Yeah Wolf!
Alex: …… okay…. Can I go back to England now?
Me: Do you want to go back to England?
Alex: Um…. yeah.
Me: Then no!
Alex: But why?!?!
Me: Because I said so and I'm mean! –sticks tongue out- Deal with it!
Ten Jobs Wolf Should NEVER Have
Babysitter. Do I even have to say why?
Flight Attendant. Dude: Can I have a bottle of water?
Wolf: Get it yourself!
Dude: Um, you're the flight attendant.
Wolf: Nooooo! I'm a fish!
Teacher. Wolf: And today class we will learn about how to make kid's lives miserable. NOW GIVE DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH UPS!
Professional Skydiver. When you're afraid of heights, this is not the way to go.
Ballet Dancer. Teacher: Demi-plie', demi-plie', GRANDE PLIE', GRANDE PLIE'!
Wolf: …. Oh dear…..
NYC Rockette. That would just be sad.
Fangirl. What has the world come to? There's plenty already anyway.
Rabbi. Barukh atah Adonai, Elohaynu, melekh ha-olam, borei p'riy ha-gafen.
Can you imagine this? Really, I can't…… I really, really can't.
Preacher. Um, no. He doesn't have any nice words to preach.
SAS Soldier. How well this turned out for him……..
Me: Yeeeeeah! First chapter done!
Alex: Me next, me next!
Me: Uh, no….. next is…. Drumroll please.
Alex: WTF?
Me: I said drumroll!!!!
Alex: -takes out tambourine-
Me: That'll do….. I guess….
Alex: -shakes tambourine-
Me: And the next chapter is going to be about…………
Alex: ME ME PICK ME!
Me: EAGLE! Yeaaaah Eagle!
Alex: -goes to a corner and cries-
Oki doki.... so what did ya think??? R&R pleaaase!
-Toodles
