AN: *sheepish smile* Hiya. Inspiration found me and not only did I think of a title, but also a cool story twist! So, I present, my story. Inspired by a song.

You know when you look up AMVs, and you hear a song you just fall in love with? "My Kag's X-Boyfriend" is based off of "My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend" by RelientK. So, I wrote a story about it. Muwahahahah.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song, or the charries. I just own the plotline. I'm sorry to disappoint.

CHAPTER 1

A gentle fire blazed in the darkness of the house. It was quiet, except for the occasional shuffle of moving bodies or the snap crackle pop of the fire. Together, in front of the fire, lay a couple many thought were perfect for each other.

"I love you, Kagome." A boy with short, fluffy brown hair whispered as he ran his hair through the girl's silky locks.

"I love you too, Hojo." Kagome whispered into his neck, smiling at the warmth in her heart that both the fire and the presence of the boy she loved brought.

Nothing, they both thought, nothing at all could destroy the relationship they had built up.


"What the hell do you mean 'a moment of weakness'? Huh? What the HELL is that supposed to mean?" Kagome shouted angrily, tears of fury burning in her eyes. She wouldn't let them fall, no, not yet, at least.

"Kagome, darling, please don't shout." Hojo sighed quietly.

"I'll be as fucking loud as I want to, jerk!" Kagome cried, letting a tear fall.

Hojo sighed as he stepped up to her, wiping a tear away. "Kagome, you and I both know we're too young to commit to a serious relationship like this. Ayumi's really nice too, and I want to give her a chance with me as well." Hojo whispered, pulling a rather distorted and hurt Kagome into his embrace. "I don't regret a single moment we had together."

Kagome almost smiled as she cried into him. "But, Hojo, why?" she couldn't help asking.

"Why? Because every moment Ayumi and I share makes me smile, she makes me laugh, she just makes me feel good." Hojo replied.

Kagome stiffened in his arms. He didn't regret a single moment, huh? Kagome screamed as she ripped herself from Hojo's grip. "I, frankly, don't give a damn what Ayumi does to you." Kagome growled, glaring at the boy she loved.

"Kagome, what is with your language?" Hojo questioned.

"My language is whatever I fucking want it to be." Kagome snapped, grabbing her bag as she tightened her ponytail. "Oh," Kagome added as she started exiting the room, "and along that note. You, my dear Hojo, are an ass."

Hojo stood, agape, as Kagome walked smugly off.

Well, she at least exited the room smugly. The tears fell as soon as she was running down the hallway.

Hojo…he hadn't seem like the type to cheat.

"I love you, Kagome."

The words burned into Kagome's heart as it hardened and blackened. She didn't need him. She was done with guys! She had to be! The whole male race were bastards! She could fucking care less about those jerks. Hell, she had her real friends, Ayame and Sango. Yup. THEY didn't go behind her back with her boyfriend. THEY cared about her. Kagome sighed. But really, Ayumi? Why her? Fuck you, Hojo! Both of you! I sure hope you have a great life together, I really do, because I don't need men! They suck, and real friends are forever, so SUCK IT.

Had she been close friends with Inuyasha then, he would have been proud of her unusual string of language she never used.


"Kagome!" Ayame cried angrily as they raced to school, Kagome in the lead, as usual.

"Girl, I rock at track! There's no way you could ever dream to beat me!" Kagome laughed as Ayame scowled, trying to pick up her pace. Sango, on her bike, sped by.

"Now now you two, play nice." Sango laughed as Ayame threw a discarded apple at her.

"Curse you, Sango! Get back here!" she wailed.

Kagome and Sango laughed.

Er-well, WERE laughing until Kagome had an unfortunate mishap.

That is, she totally collided with the hottest and most popular guy in school.

Kagome glanced up.

"Watch where you're going next time?" The hanyou roughly suggested.

"Watch where you stand, next time." Kagome snapped, totally unfazed by his hotness and amazing hair.

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. Who was this girl again? And why the hell wasn't she apologizing? She had rammed into him so hard, he could feel a bruise coming on.

"Yo! Yash! What's the hold-up?" a boy with a short black ponytail called as he and the boy with a hard stare and a longer black ponytail ran up to where Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Ayame now stood.

"Ah! Milady Sango-" the monk began.

"Save it, Miroku." Sango growled. "I'm gonna go ahead, Kag, before this monk tries anything stupid."

"Go on, Sango. You too, Ayame." Kagome instructed, still holding her staring contest with Inuyasha.

Miroku chased after Sango, and Ayame, before leaving, stole another flirtatious glance at the boy with long black hair. "Hi Kouga." She giggled as she raced off.

Kouga snorted, more at Inuyasha than at the girl who ran by. If you asked him, he would have said, "what girl?"

"Mutt-face, we got better things to do." Kouga growled, though he couldn't help but acknowledge the girl's beauty before dragging Inuyasha away.

"Bye, boys!" Kagome smirked, racing past them.

Both boys were dumbstruck at her beauty and speed. Kouga more by beauty, Inuyasha…more by the fact that Kagome didn't start drooling the minute she had made contact with him.

Who IS that girl? He wondered. He would have to investigate. I mean, she was pretty. Right?


Muwahahah, how many of you hate me for making Hojo cheat on Kagome because of Ayumi? Yeah, I know, kinda lame, but it totally doesn't last, Hojo will be back in Kagome's clutches soon enough. Problem is…will she want him still when he is?

Muwahahahahahah.

Really, I promise it gets better soon…first chapters are always suckish though, so forgive me. I totally made Kagome seem like a bitch with Inuyasha too…anyway, that aside, I'm not posting chapter 2 till I get some reviews. I wanna know how to improve, and I also love hearing what y'alls think!

August out!