I've been listening to this song for hours, so I decided to write a songfic to it. I don't own this song, or Kingdom Hearts!

Let me mind you, I drop the eff-bomb a few times, but it isn't too perverted…maybe just a little bit. No flames please! And if you could, leave me a few reviews?(:

"You're torturous." He mumbled into her ear, lips brushing her earlobe.

"Fuck, Vanitas." Kairi chuckled, face red, her eyes shut tightly. "You really know how to get a girl excited."

Vanitas smiled sinisterly. "You're my precious little brother's girl. And here you are messing around with me. You're such a bad person, you know that right?"

The blood-haired vixen sighed as he kissed her temple. "Shut up and just get to it."

"Perhaps I wanna drag it out? Make you want it."

"Fuck you." Kairi squirmed.

"You make dirty words sound so pretty, Kairi." Vanitas murmured seductively.

Kairi pushed him off of her. "You're such a tease." She whined, rolling over to the other side of the bed.

"That'll only make it better."

"That'll only make me hate you."

Vanitas smirked, and sat up. "You're saying you don't want this anymore? An hour ago you were all about me." He explained, running his slender fingers down her snow white arm. "Or the fact that when you called to talk to Sora, and I picked up, and you told me I wasn't ordinary. And you had a serious 'craving to scream into a pillow'. Face it 'Kai', you're just as demented as me."

Kairi whimpered. "You make me sound like a tramp."

"Simply because you are."

The golden eyed youth pulled her face close to his. "I'm not your type. Your type is scrawny and plays soccer. So why do you bother with me?"

Kairi grabbed his hair. "You're hot. And ever so dirty. Everything Sora's not."

Vanitas pulled Kairi on top of him. "Don't talk, just ride."

"Pfft. Why should I?"

He pushed his nose against hers. "I'm an animal. I like things like this."

Kairi snorted, and leaned over to the nightstand by Vanitas' bed, and shut the light off. "Have it your way."

As the room got steamy again, Sora entered the house. He marched up the stair, eager to tell his older brother about his winning score. As he was about to open the bedroom door, his brother had joined with his girlfriend.

Sick aren't I? I just HAD to make a oneshot to that song. There are a lot of references to the song, and if you don't like them…well, sorry. I can't help it if you don't. And I apologize if it was too short for you. But for those of you who took the time to read this…thank you! It's people like you that I love(:

And if you hate Kairi…that's another reason for you to! Personally, I love Kairi. She's the bomb. Basically 'cause she looks good with everyone.

Anywho, reviews? Aww yeaah(: