Disclaimer: Do not own. Too bad! Just my plot idea…

"Damn Mustang! Sending me on some pointless mission! Just to look around some old, abandoned mansion…" The short blonde growled, annoyed.

He moved around the mansion, searching. For what? He didn't know. Something about traces of a murder, perhaps. Everything here was covered in dust, and his footprints were the only set in the house. Anywhere.

Edward sighed again, and sneezed. The dust flew everywhere, causing yet another spray of dust and another sneeze attack.

"I wish Al were here…" Ed said, his voice echoing through the tall house. Alphonse was off at home, visiting Winry and Aunt Pinako, while he was here. "Probably wanted to avoid this stupid mission!"

Finally after a while of searching, (and finding absolutely nothing) he finally found something. It was not what he was looking for, or hoped for, but just…odd.

An entire room full of mirrors. Many of which came in a variety of sizes, and shapes, and colors. The reflective surfaces covered every inch of the walls, and even, the roof.

"What the hell?" He blinked, and entered the odd room. The door suddenly slammed shut. He turned around. Even the door was covered with mirrors! He moved toward the door, (or where he thought it was) searching for a doorknob. But, it was no where in sight!

"Damnit! This room can only be opened from the outside!" The Fullmetal Alchemist sighed deeply, "Fine. If I can't find the exit, I'll make one!"

He slammed his hands together, and touched one of the mirrored walls. But, instead of creating the doorway he intended, he fell through the mirror.

When Ed opened his eyes, (he had closed them during the sudden fall) he glanced around. He was…back in central? He stood up, and brushed off his dusty clothes. He turned to the wall, and found no exit. "What the hell is going on here?"

Ed turned back, and glanced off into the middle of the city. The large building looked like the central headquarters. Good. Maybe…(hopefully), they would know what happened.

A voice suddenly called, and he whipped around, to see Alphonse in human form. What was going on here? Alphonse looked shorter, perhaps the same size as himself. "Ed!" He called, and looked very confused at the sight. Al never called him, (or…rarely) by his name. "When did you get your body back?"

A/N Cliffhanger! Ok, this is really short! But, this is only the first chapter.

Let me explain, in this everyone (except normal Ed) will be OOC. Or, like another character. Trust me, this'll be hilarious! The next chapter will be ready soon, I think?