********************************************************************** I don't own anything in this story. They are property of Destiny's child and J.K. Rowling. This is a song called Brooms brooms brooms (Bills bills bills). Parody. Not very good. Reviews plz ********************************************************************** Brooms Brooms Brooms

[Verse 1 Hermione:]

At first we started out real cool

Flyin' with me to places I ain't never been

But now, you're getting comfortable

Ain't doing those things you did no more

You're slowly making me pay for things

Your money should be handling

And now you ask to use my broom I told ya that u shouldn't fly with mine And you have the audacity

To even come and step to me

Ask to borrow again my broom When you have your own one too.

[Harry:]

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Silly me, why haven't I found another?

A Firebolt when times get hard

I need a broom to fly on

Instead of a Nimbus like u

Who don't know what a broom's about

[Chorus:]

Can you pay my brooms?

Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?

If you did I'll fly wit u then

I don't think you do

So, you and me are through

Can you pay my brooms?

Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?

If you did I'll fly wit u then

I don't think you do

So, you and me are through

[Verse 2 Hermione:]

Now you've been maxing out my card (card)

Gave me bad credit, buyin' me brooms with my own ends

Haven't paid the first broom

But instead you're headin' to the mall to buy brooms

Goin' on shopping sprees perpetrating

Telling your friends that you be ballin'

And then you use my firebolt Gone wit it to places that u never went wit me

And then when the fine comes All of a sudden you be acting dumb

Don't know where are those places at When your momma's house's here more than once

[Harry:]

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Silly me, why haven't I found another?

A Firebolt when times get hard

I need a broom to fly on

Instead of a Nimbus like u

Who don't know what a broom's about

[Chorus:]

Can you pay my brooms?

Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?

If you did I'll fly wit u then

I don't think you do

So, you and me are through

Can you pay my brooms?

Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?

If you did I'll fly wit u then

I don't think you do

So, you and me are through
[Bridge]

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother

Oh silly me, why haven't I found another