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I don't own anything in this story. They are property of Destiny's child
and J.K. Rowling. This is a song called Brooms brooms brooms (Bills bills
bills). Parody. Not very good. Reviews plz
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Brooms Brooms Brooms
[Verse 1 Hermione:]
At first we started out real cool
Flyin' with me to places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my broom I told ya that u shouldn't fly with mine And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to borrow again my broom When you have your own one too.
[Harry:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A Firebolt when times get hard
I need a broom to fly on
Instead of a Nimbus like u
Who don't know what a broom's about
[Chorus:]
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
[Verse 2 Hermione:]
Now you've been maxing out my card (card)
Gave me bad credit, buyin' me brooms with my own ends
Haven't paid the first broom
But instead you're headin' to the mall to buy brooms
Goin' on shopping sprees perpetrating
Telling your friends that you be ballin'
And then you use my firebolt Gone wit it to places that u never went wit me
And then when the fine comes All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where are those places at When your momma's house's here more than once
[Harry:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A Firebolt when times get hard
I need a broom to fly on
Instead of a Nimbus like u
Who don't know what a broom's about
[Chorus:]
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
[Bridge]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
[Verse 1 Hermione:]
At first we started out real cool
Flyin' with me to places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my broom I told ya that u shouldn't fly with mine And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to borrow again my broom When you have your own one too.
[Harry:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A Firebolt when times get hard
I need a broom to fly on
Instead of a Nimbus like u
Who don't know what a broom's about
[Chorus:]
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
[Verse 2 Hermione:]
Now you've been maxing out my card (card)
Gave me bad credit, buyin' me brooms with my own ends
Haven't paid the first broom
But instead you're headin' to the mall to buy brooms
Goin' on shopping sprees perpetrating
Telling your friends that you be ballin'
And then you use my firebolt Gone wit it to places that u never went wit me
And then when the fine comes All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where are those places at When your momma's house's here more than once
[Harry:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A Firebolt when times get hard
I need a broom to fly on
Instead of a Nimbus like u
Who don't know what a broom's about
[Chorus:]
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my brooms?
Are u sure that u can pay them? Do you pay all my fines?
If you did I'll fly wit u then
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
[Bridge]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
