Kiddy Grade Tenchi Muyo Crossover
By: Sayaalv and manticore-gurl071
(A/N: Neither I nor Manticore-gurl owns anything but the idea. What would happen to both universes if, after the Deucalion, Éclair had been brainwashed by a man from another galaxy, a galaxy which she had been born in, named Kagato? Alv had been saved by Éclair and was bored so she figured things would be more interesting with Éclair so tagged along for the ride only to be brainwashed as well as Éclair became known as Demon Woman Ryoko in the other galaxy…before they were both sealed away. Now they're back in action. AU OOC cussing, implied killing, Femslash, maybe some Slash and maybe some bashing.)
"Man am I glad to be out of that cave. There's only so much that could be done to retain our sanity in it. You know, Tenchi, that cave was cold and dark." A woman's voice said from on top of the school water tower causing the boy on the roof, Tenchi, to look over at her curiously, only to freeze at the yellow eyes looking back at him with a glow to them.
"One of the mummies." Tenchi muttered in disbelief as he backed away from the woman on the tower, remembering the glowing yellow eyes from the cave he had went in the other day without permission from his grandfather.
"Come now Tenchi. We may be old but we aren't dead. There's no need for name calling." Another womans voice, this one sounding a little amused and peeved at his words, said from behind him. This caused Tenchi to spin around only to come face to face with the glowing blue eyes of the other 'demon' from the legend his grandfather told him.
Now these two women didn't look like demons, in fact they were very beautiful. The one with yellow eyes had long spikey blue-silver eyes and lightly tanned skin, as well as the body of a fighter that preferred to use raw strength to beat the crap out of someone or something. The one with blue eyes had short blue hair, tan skin, her bottom lip was purple and her figure was lightly tanned as well, but not as tanned as the other womans. She had the body of a fighter that preferred to use her opponents strength against them. Both of them were very beautiful more so, Tenchi noted idly, than any of those models his dad liked to look at in magazines or on TV. Of course that was when he noticed their less than human features. The woman in front of him had two cotton candy pink cat ears perched upon her head while the one with yellow eyes had a long auburn colored cat tail lazily swinging behind her.
"The demons from the legend!" Tenchi said staring at the two wide eyed and causing the two to stiffen slightly.
"Might want to be careful who you're calling demons. Those two have very short fuses." An unknown mans voice said smoothly and causing all three heads to whip around towards the door of the roof. There were a set of black haired red eyed fraternal twins standing there wearing white outfits with gold accents, the girl in a dress while the boy wore a military style suit.
"Tweedle Dee! Tweedle Dumb! What are you two doing here?" The golden eyed demon asked grinning widely at the sight of the twins, the girl twin merely staring at the two 'demons' cat like features.
"Well since Lumiere was busy we volunteered to come talk to you two while you were sealed, and see if we can find some way to unseal you both with our abilities. Imagine our surprise when the cave she told us you both were in was empty and we tracked you two to this school, which is a surprise seeing as how much you both hate studying of any kind that doesn't involve violence of some kind, isn't that right Alv? Éclair?" Tweedle Dumb said when he noticed his sister was merely staring back and forth between the two looking somewhat torn.
"Eh he's got a point there. I hated school the first time around and sure as hell am not going through it again." Éclair said teleporting to Alv's side, surprising the hell out of Tenchi, and smirking when Alv nodded feverently in agreement.
"What's up with Tweedle Dee?" Alv asked looking at Tweedle Dee somewhat concerned when the black haired woman merely continued to stare at them, causing Tweedle Dumb to look at his sister worriedly as well.
"Uh-oh." Tweedle Dumb said catching the glint in his sisters eyes once her shock at their friends cat-like appendages wore off and wisely backed away, making sure to drag the earth boy with him. Éclair and Alv gave him confused looks as they stood next to each other on the roof, before there was a loud feminine squeal they had never heard from the elegant black haired girl. Before either of the two 'demons' could react Tweedle Dee was already in front of them petting Éclair's tail with one hand while the other played with Alv's furry cat ears.
At first the two 'demons' were shocked and then were purring slightly at the petting, before they realized what they were both doing and scowled slightly.
"Tweedle Dee! We're supposed to be intimidating not being petted like cats!" Éclair said almost pouting at her black haired friend who merely blushed slightly as she backed away from the two.
"Sorry but your ears and tail made you both look so cute I just couldn't help it." Tweedle Dee said grinning at the two sheepishly while Alv looked a little peeved at being called 'cute'.
"So why do you two need to be intimidating anyways? You never go into 'bitch mode' without a reason." Tweedle Dumb asked causing the two 'demons' to snicker at what he had said. Back before everything went to hell in a hand basket in their original galaxy, anytime the two teamed up they both went into 'bitch mode' against the enemies and it usually involved a lot of property damage.
"The little earth boy over there is the descendant of the man who sealed us in that cave all those years ago. Since his ancestor, Yosho I think his name was, isn't around to take his lumps guess who we're going after?" Éclair said pointing at Tenchi and causing the twins to exchange glances while Tenchi looked ready to run for the hills.
"Hmm. Protect the school or protect the descendant of the one who sealed away two of our best friends?" Tweedle Dumb asked aloud somewhat sarcastically and causing Tweedle Dee to snort slightly.
"He's all yours just don't kill him. We'll try to keep the school in relatively one piece." Tweedle Dee said causing the two 'demons' to exchange grins as they both threw energy blasts at Tenchi, who had started running for the door. So began the game of cat and mouse between the two 'demon' women and the poor little earth boy that released them from the cave.
"Even with us protecting the school from most of the damage you still managed to blow up half of it! I swear you two tried to do it too!" Tweedle Dee yelled at them just as the school blew up, thankfully with the twins outside of it at the time.
"Maybe but do you mind if I regenerate my hand before you scream in my ears?"
