The (not at all) Tragic Separation of Miaka and Tama Home

Miaka looked out at the sunrise and murmured,

"Isn't it beautiful?"

Tama Home rolled his eyes and said gritting his teeth,

"Not as beautiful as the one I am standing near!"

"Oh Tama Home!" cried Miaka blushing.

Tama Home pasted a phony affectionate smile on his face.

"Let's eat!" he said. "I'm hungry!"

Miaka nodded.

"Mmm…this chicken's so nice Tama Home!"

"Why thank you." said Tama Home. Then he screamed,

"Where is my chicken?"

Miaka grinned and said,

"Uh-oh! I-um-ate it!"

"WHAT!!!!"

"Sorry, but I was soooo hungry!!"

Tama Home stood up.

"I detest you, Miaka! I do! I do!"

Miaka felt tears prickling her eyes and stood up and hugged him.

"I'm sorry."

Tama Home forgave her and broke loose of her hug.

Miaka closed her eyes and bent her head towards him.

"Tama Home." She murmured.

"Yes?"

"Tama Home." She murmured.

"Yes?"

"Tama Home." She murmured.

"Yes?"

"Tama Home." She murmured.

"Yes?"

"Tama Home." She murmured.

"What the hell, woman hell, IS IT?"

Miaka looked at him sadly and said,

"I love you!"

Tama Home with difficulty said,

"And I you!"

Miaka bent her head towards him again to kiss him.

Then-

She opened her eyes and screamed.

In front of her was a monster!

"Where's Tama Home! You ate him!" she cried. "Give Tama Home back! Give Tama Home back! Give Tama Home back!" Then through her nose she cried, "Give Tama Home back! Give Tama Home back! Give Tama Home back! He owned me a huge dinner with pork! He owned me chickens and-"

The monster only grinned at her.

Then it stretched its arms and ate her up.

Tama Home suddenly turned up, kissed the monster and cried,

"Oh! Hottuhoru! I mean Horuhottu! I mean Hotohori! Dear Hotty! Thank you. Thank you!"

The monster unchained himself and Hotohori came out.

"It was my pleasure." He said.

Then Tama Home lived happily forever without Miaka and with enough food.