SPIKE
So, tell us a little about yourself Mr. Spiegel.
Well, am a practicing Jew (I actually met Mr. Wanatabe at temple) and I dabble in some acting, but my real ambition is to be a Rabbi. Can you imagine it? Being so close to god; not to mention killing all the non-believers.
Ok…So, um, do you really like jazz? How much does your character reflect you?
Well first off, I'm into hip-hop, not jazz. You know, Snoop Dog, The Game, 50 Cent. I love them niggers, them my boys. I suppose I look like Spike, but I don't have that body, that was all CGI.
Finally, the question we all want to know: Faye or Julia?
Um, what!? Man have you got it wrong! You must be the only person in the world who draws that comparison. He would obviously go for Ed. So sweet, so mysterious, I wanted her so bad, but my contract forbade it. Mind you, I'm currently fighting a restraining order.
A/N: In this document I have stated that Spike is Jewish. This is not an attack on Jews but an inside joke. There is substantial evidence thaat Spike is Jewish on his wikipedia page, so imagine if he was not just a Jew but an extremist one. Please if you don't get it but have something elese to comment on, review, but please, don't call me a racist.
