The God particle was fast, but no as fast as the Oh-my-god-Particle.
Even that was nothing compared too...
Find out next time the dad said as he slammed the laptop shut shattering it.
"Bad move dad" the girl watching said, for I am Sailor Moon.
Then she blasted her dad with superhuman Sailor Moon powers.
Her dad deflected it and said, "No that was an illegal move"
He ripped off his skin which was really a disguise.
I am actually Batman you fool he roared
"Dad why is there no quotation marks around your speech" Sailor Moon asked
Don't break the fourth wall nitwit he roared
Then he kicked her so hard she actually broke the fourth wall and flew out and hits the reader in the face.
