The possessed child levitated above his bed as soon as he saw the elderly priest enter the room, his eyes glowing with black light.

"FOOLISH LAPDOG OF JEHOVAH! DO YOU THINK THAT GROVELLING TO YOUR FALSE GOD CAN COWER I, SATAN, PRINCE OF DARKNESS AND RULER OF HELL?" The child spoke with his voice and the Devil's.

Father Jack took a single swig of his whiskey before uttering a single shout.

"FECK OFF, SATAN!"

The child fell onto the bed, the glowing ceasing. No subsequent cases of possession were reported from Craggy Island since.