I DON'T OWN IT!!
Lol, Kyouya is so awesome!
If Kyouya told you he tap-danced, you'd never believe him. That, or you'd laugh in his face.
But yes; the Shadow King indeed tap-danced. And he was quite good. Would he dare tell anyone? No.
Kyouya's father, Yoshio, had insisted on it while Kyouya was a child.
FLASHBACK!!
"Kyouya…you're not good enough. FIX IT!"
"By doing what, otou-san?"
"I don't know! But for god's sake, do SOMETHING, woman!"
"Um…tap dancing…?"
Yoshio's eyes widened, "Yes…yes…do it…YES!"
"Hai, otou-san…"
END FLASHBACK!!
And thus Kyouya took tap.
He always did it by himself; no one around.
But little did he know someone would see him one day.
The host club was finishing their after school meeting, in which they discussed tomorrow's outfits.
"Kyouya," Tamaki said, "why won't you come with us?!"
Kyouya sighed and pushed up his glasses, "Because, Tamaki, I have to organize what you've come up with for the next month!"
Tamaki's mouth made an 'O' shape.
"Bye!"
Tamaki dashed from the room as Kyouya sighed again.
The host club king, seeing as it was a Saturday, wanted to go out and party for no good reason. Kyouya didn't want to go, and he had work to get done anyway.
As Kyouya walked over to one of the windows, he heard the music club playing a very catchy song. His foot started to tap.
Kyouya stopped himself, "No," he said, "not now."
Oh, but the tune was OH so catchy!
No one was around, he could dance.
Kyouya began to tap dance wildly to the music. His tapping was good, although the Shadow King dancing wasn't something you'd see.
"Kuso," Haruhi said.
The 16-year-old had forgotten her things in the 3rd music room. God damn Tamaki, and his 'oh, but you MUST see it, Haruhi!' speech. God, why did she like him, anyway?
Haruhi walked quickly to the 3rd music room. Her head swayed to the music of the music club.
'They're good…' she thought.
As Haruhi opened the door to the music room, she couldn't believe her eyes.
Kyouya.
Ootori Kyouya.
DANCING!
And tap dancing, at that!
Haruhi could only gape as Kyouya tapped from one end of the room to the other.
And then…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
She burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Kyouya immediately stopped and look at her, horrified.
Haruhi was rolling on the ground, crying.
"Oh my god!" she laughed, "Kyouya-sempai…oh my god!"
Kyouya was frozen as he stood there with wide eyes.
Someone saw him.
After about 15 minutes, Haruhi's loud laughter was only giggles.
She walked over to Kyouya.
"G…good job, Kyouya-sempai…"
Kyouya took about one minute to nod.
Haruhi gathered her things and left the room. You could hear her on the other side of the doors.
"Hahahahahaha! HOLY FREAKING CRAP! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Kyouya decided that he'd never tap again.
That was one thing he was sure of.
"Kyouya…your recital is coming up…"
"…10 grandchildren…" Kyouya replied.
Yoshio nodded, "Dismissed."
HAHAHAHA…Kyouya.
