"Shh! Stop giggling, they'll hear us you dolt," a voice hissed.

"I thought you said there was no one around. Who's gonna know?" A deeper voice whispered.

"Ghosts? Paintings? Who knows. We all know how much you suck at this kind of stuff, these disillusionments could run out at any time."

There was a scoffing sound.

"And how would you know, anyway? …And how much longer, my arms are getting tired."

"Sokka, sometimes I really do think you're a squib. Just use your - oh just give them to me."

There was a swish and a scuffle. Then Sokka grunted in annoyance.

"Yeah well, we can't all be as amazing as Toph Beifong, can we?" He muttered sourly.

"No, I guess not," Toph agreed smugly. "But we're here anyway."

"One day I'll found out how you can tell," Sokka said, "And then we'll see who is and isn't powerful,"

"We already know that though, I am powerful and everyone else isn't. Now come on, put yourself to good use here," she told him.

Sokka rolled his eyes at her purely for his own benefit, retrieving the bundle Toph had taken from him.

"Okay, what first - the everburning sparklers, the dungbombs or the petrified toads?" He asked.

His accomplice smiled. It was not a pleasant expression - most people learned to run away when it happened not long after meeting her.

"All of them, of course. But first of all… the Earth Bender."

Sokka swallowed, his throat drying up.

"Uh. Y'know, I'm not entirely sure that's a good idea… Where did you even get one, anyway? They're illegal just about everywhere," Sokka cautioned.

Toph shrugged, her grin not diminishing.

"Hey, what better to show that prick the error of his ways? Don't tell me you don't want to get revenge after that stunt he pulled after Divination."

"Well, yes, but there are ways to do it that won't get us expelled."

Toph snorted, punching him with surprising accuracy.

"Don't be such a wuss, Sokka. No one'll know it was us, it'll be hilarious. C'mon, just imagine the look on Hahn's face… Well, what's left of it anyway. Don't worry, he'll be fine after some time in the hospital wing."

Sokka could imagine it, and there was a definite warm feeling attached to the thought. Another one then obliterated it.

"If Katara finds out…" He said.

"She's still dealing with that whole Jet thing. And damn, I wish I'd been there for that. I heard he actually needed to go to Saint Mungo's!"

It had been a difficult time for them all. Sokka had felt kinda bad for the guy at first. He'd probably have been more forgiving if he'd stayed away from his sister.

"Anyway, forget about that, let's get this done before anyone gets here. You have your wand, right?" Toph commanded.

"Yes, yes, I have it. How does this thing even work, anyway?" He questioned, raising his wand.

"Just tap it and say 'impetum insidias'," she told him.

Sokka did as he was bid, and the small brown sphere began to glow green for a moment.

"Okay, I think it's done,"

Toph nodded, shoving the rest out the bundle at him.

"Let's leave these in here anyway, might as well go all out,"

Sokka set up the rest of the prank supplies and reapplied the disillusionment charm to the pair of them. They quickly fled the scene of the crime.

They were pretty far away ten minutes later, but still near enough the hear the screams.

"I think we got him," laughed Toph.

"Yep, I'd recognise that girly shriek anywhere," Sokka replied.

He held out a hand and Toph's palm smashed into it.