Ro: Heya! I so bored!

Tomo: I can fix that... *evil smirk*

Ro: ...but...

Tomo: But what? Don't you like me anymore?

Ro: ...I do...but...ano...

Tomo: ...?

Ro: *whisper whisper*

Tomo: Oooh... *laughs*

Ro: ...okay?

Tomo: ... *sulks*

Ro: *sweatdrop* ...alright, alright!

Tomo: ...?

Ro: ... ^^;;

Tomo: Oh, goodie! Can I? Can I? *jumps around like he has to potty really badly*

Ro: ...ano...go ahead...

Tomo: Wheeee! *drags Rowie into a dark corner* Kakakakakaa!

Ro: ... ^^;;

~Hours pass~

Tomo: *crawls out of the corner* No more!

Ro: Kakakaka!

Voice: CUT!

*Ro and Tomo look up*

Ro: ...nani?

Voice: Ro! Tomo! You're doing it wrong!

Ro: I didn't know that was possible...

Tomo: Nonsense!

Voice: *sweatdrop* Ano...well, it's not that you're doing IT wrong...it's just that Ro was supposed to crawl out of the corner...

Ro & Tomo: Ohhhh...

Voice: ...ano...action?

--Take Two--

Ro: *crawls outta the corner* I can't take anymore!

Tomo: ^^ Kakakakakaa!

Ro: o.o;; Help me...

Tomo: drags Ro back in* Teehee! ^^

~Minutes Later~

*Poor little Sumaru (Vivi) happens to pass by the corner*

Corner: (In Ro's voice) Whaaaa! Help! Ano! ...OooOoh....

Sumaru: Ro?

Corner: (In Tomo's voice) Kakakakakaa! You know you like it Rotachi-sama!

Sumaru: ! Ro-sama! *runs to get help*

~Elsewhere~

*Hayami Ryoichi is happily on his date with the Turkish twins, when suddenly...*

Sumaru: *tugs on Hayami's pants leg* Ryoichi! Help! Ro-sama is in trouble! A random...ano...got ahold of her!

Hayami: ...but...my date...

Sumaru: ¬¬;; NOW!

Hayami: ...Okay.

~Wherever the corner is~

*Tomo sits smoking, wearing kawaii lil teddy bear boxers. Ro is still recovering in the corner*

Ro: *head poked out of the corner* @.@ I...so...tired...

Tomo: *smug look*

Mysterious yet familiar voice: Hello Ro, my pet...

Ro: A-Akio?!

Akio: *appears in his Akio car* ^^ *sadistic look*

Ro: *jumps up, barely clothed, (none the less...) and hides behind Tomo*

Tomo: ...?

Ro: Save me!

Tomo: *takes one look at Akio and dashes out of the room*

*The distant echo of "Kakakakaaa!" can be heard *

Ro: Noble to the end, my ass! Tomo, you traitor!

Akio: ... ^^;; Anyway... *drags a sobbing Ro into the corner*

Ro: ... Y.Y Help me...!!

~long enough to mentally scar Ro...~

*Hayami and Sumaru run in. Hayami is in his Shinesman suit*

Hayami: Ro-chan?!

Sumaru: Ro-sama?!!

Ro: Hellllllp!!!

Hayami: *daringly jumps in the corner*

*fist against skull are heard*

Hayami: *comes outta the corner carrying a disheveled and torn Ro*

Ro: Akio... *shiver*

Hayami & Sumaru: *sweatdrop*

Sumaru: Ro-san...are you alright?

Ro: Akio...cold hands...in wrong places...

*sweatdrop*

Sumaru: *is disturbed* ano...

Ro: *kinda snaps outta it* Hayami... arigato!

Hayami: *smirk* It's my turn now... *drags poor Rowie into the corner*

Ro: AAAIIIIIIEEEEE!

Sumaru: ... *leaves*

~

Announcer: *strangely sounding like Ro's brother, and/or Seiji...* What will happen to poor Sumaru? Will poor Ro ever be saved from the corner? Does cheese really taste orange?! ...Stay tuned next week to find out!

~Ja ne...~