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Once upon a time, Chouza got a girlfriend. That girlfriend was really boring so Minamo decided to ask for cake to get something to happen. Chouza then went went out into the ocean and caught some cake.
Later, Minamo predicted the apocalypse. But not just any apocalypse. The CAKE APOCALYPSE.
In her vision, Minamo saw blood, a chosen one, and many cakes. Also, she predicted Kuroha would go missing and Saiha would drown in cake while looking for her.
A dude named Kiko showed up and Minamo recognized him as the chosen one.
There was also a random 7 year old shapeshifter who really wanted attenshun who Minamo predicted would start the apocalypse.
Then Chouza's girlfriend vanished and Minamo was like 'The girlfriend disappearing is the signal of the start of the apocalypse!'
THEN THE CAKEPOCALYPSE BEGAN.
Chou Chou and Minameow went to Kiko and were like 'Hey, Choosen 1-Sama, come save us!'
But he was asleep in a corner :(
Chouza was like 'WHAT DO NOW?'
And Moonamo was like 'You have to get the cake knife out of the stale frosting and kill the cake queen that makes all the other cake.'
Choo Choo was like 'k'
They found the stale frosting and as Chouza was about to get the cake knife, the stale frosting became sentient and ran away!1!1!111!11!
Minamoo and Choozoo chased the stale frosting for a bit, then it disappeared and it left behind the cake knife.
Minnomo gave the knife to Chewy and led him to the CAKE QUEEN DESU
he swing at it, but it was able to regenerate because frosting
Minoomoo was like 'hit it from bottom! No frosting there!'
Chouzoo did and cake queen dIE.
Then they saw Saiha and he wasn't ded bcuz Chouza Choo was the Chouzen onw now insted of Kiko so that changed the futurre.
They all were happe and ate cake..
And that's how group Kuroha learned the true meaning of president's day.
