"I hate days like this," Blossom hit her head on the desk as the teacher droned on about useless things not related to Math. Her head and stomach growled at her to get out and get something to eat, but she didn't want to make the teacher upset, especially since it was the first day of term.

Mr Grim looked up from his paper he was reciting and asked "Mrs Utonium, is something da matter? You seem awfully stressed." He placed the book down and gave her an upsetting look. "I'm just hungry, is all." Blossom mumbled with her head under her hands.

A few other people in her class snickered behind her but she shrugged it off.

The bell rang and the students ran out of the classroom in a hurry, but Blossom slugged over to the cafeteria in hopes for some less-than appealing Tater Tots.

She stared down at the floor while the other students ignored her and pretended she wasn't there. Even Dib, who knew what it was like to be outcasted, avoided the redhead as if she was the plauge.

It was a mistake, she thought. "A kiss shouldn't be that much of a big deal, right?"

"Come on, Blossom!" Bubbles yelled across the football field. "Just throw the ball already!" Buttercup smirked as if Blossom was going to get her ass handed to her once again.

"My calculations say that the ball is going to hit someone in the," Edd couldn't finish his sentence as the ball smacked him right on the nose.

"...Face," He let out a moan as the ball rolled onto the floor in a small puddle of blood. Blossom gasped and flew over to Edd and placed a hand on his bruised cheek. "Double-D! I'm so so so sorry," Blossom panicked and Edd tried to stand up.

"It's quite alright, Blossom. It was an accident," He coughed. "I should be up and avoiding balls after a short period of respite,"

Blossom felt so guilty, and the only ones who even saw the accident were her sisters and, of course, Ed.

She quickly pressed her lips against his cheek, and that caught the attention of everyone on the field.

"Oh my god, she kissed a dork!" Kevin yelled and Nazz punched him in the arm.

Despite Nazz's reaction, everyone began laughing and pointing.

"Earth to Blossom!" Buttercup screeched in her ear as she slammed her locker door.

"You've been daydreaming again." She lead Blossom to the cafeteria when the whole room went suddenly silent, apart from the Ed trio who were talking among the other outcasts.

Blossom sat next to Dib as he scooted slightly away from her, but not entirely away from her.

She slammed her head down on the table and groaned. "Why does everyone suddenly think I'm the worst person ever?!" She screamed and gripped the end of the table.

"It's cus' you kissed my boy Double D." Eddy said. "And, Princess told everyone you kinda...yeah." Dib said quietly, keeping an eye on Zim.

"That I WHAT?!" Blossom yelled and the room went silent again. You could hear Princess snickering with the other popular people. She leaned her head on her boyfriend Jack's arm, trying to stifle her laughter.

Blossom was fuming mad now. "Oh, please, noisy human worm child! There is only one way to redeem yourself and rid yourself of your new title." Zim said in a hushed tone and brought everyone closer in a group.

"First, you must convince yourself worthy of the fifth graders." Zim said and a flashforward of Blossom talking to Tommy, Kimi, Phil and Lil and Chuckie played.

"How did you do that?" Blossom asked as the flashfoward stopped.

"Mighty Ir...Earth science, my dear." Zim said and Dib scoffed.

"Next, you must place a...misfortune on Princess and have everyone watch." Zim said.

"You mean a prank?" Blossom asked.

"Yes."

Chapter one is finished...kinda. Well, part one of chapter one is.

I'll post part 2 when I feel up to it lmao