Blazing Heat
By Allegra
It was a hot summer day. A very hot summer day. In fact, being in a scorching desert would be a welcome break from this kind of heat...
Trowa went into a daze and lost his memory again. Thankfully, Catherine started crying, and, thankfully, he made a quick recovery.
Quatre was sooo delirious, he started fighting his kindness. Dorothy got a nice epee stab in the stomach as a result. She tried fighting back by beating him with her eyebrows, but he quickly chopped them off.
Heero was aiming his gun at Relena's head. Wu Fei was making a speech associating heat with justice, but was barely audible over Relena's orgasmic cries. And everyone wished Heero would just pull the trigger.
Duo started poking everyone with a stick and chuckling. No one could tell if it was the delirium taking it's toll or he was just being his normal self. When he came to Heero, he was greeted with a not-so-friendly punch in the face.
Sally Po arrived transporting a new gundam. Having tired of being the gundamless pilot, Noin had ordered it. Po was very cheerful and announced with pride that she, bargain hunter that she is, had managed to pick up the model at a pawn shop at half its price in the 'Official Gundam Shoppe' . Upon Noin's request for the return of the other half of the money she had lent the blonde, Sally explained that she had been forced to spend it on gas. After all, she argued, a ship as big as the Peacemillion doesn't run on thin air; it's one hell of a gas guzzler! She promised Noin that as soon as she was out of debt, she would write Noin a cheque. Zechs scratched his blond head. "Po, if you owe her money now, she's one of your creditors." However, because of the intense heat (or it could have been the blondness ailing him), he was unable to complete his thought, and no one understood what he was getting at. *But we digress...* Noin called her immense hunk of /strike metal the "Freeze Ray", but Wu Fei preferred the term "Onna-Bot" because of its pinkish hue. He often said, "That looks like something a woman would pilot!" whenever Noin admired it in 'The Gundanium Mint', the official gundam magazine. But now he kept his mouth shut since Zechs had been lifting weights recently and now packed quite a punch despite his girlish figure. *Sorry, I'll try to keep digressions to a minimum...* Noin thought her new mobile suit might lift the heat wave...
Before Noin could mount her new gundam, Lady Une gave her a big slap across the face and stole it. She got in and shot the cannon. A couple of snowflakes slowly oozed out of it, and then the 'gundam' exploded. Po explained that one of the catches of the half-price deal was that it wasn't a real gundam, but an actual-size plastic model of one. Before Wu Fei had a chance to utter any kind of sound, Zechs socked him. "Don't think I didn't notice that smirk", he said.
Because of the blazing heat, no one was aware of the fact that Une had just been blown up. It was getting worse, everyone was in a daze and each was in his own dreamland.
Lady Une was dreaming of being discovered under the debris.
Po was dreaming about gas prices being reduced.
Zechs was dreaming about that new kind of shampoo he saw in the styling salon. He was sad that it was a woman's shampoo, but planned to have Noin go in and buy it for him.
Before the author of this fic *that's me!!* could think of what the others were dreaming of, Treize suddenly dreamed about Lady Une and remembered that she had been blown up. So he went to look for her and since the mech was only plastic, she was fine.
Hours had passed and the heat wave was lifting. Everyone had hoped that the intense heat had made Heero pull the trigger on Relena, but when they got back their senses, they were disappointed to find her still alive.
"Awwww, shucks!" sighed Duo, "I was hoping the heat wave would have at least had one benefit!"
~* The End *~
By Allegra
It was a hot summer day. A very hot summer day. In fact, being in a scorching desert would be a welcome break from this kind of heat...
Trowa went into a daze and lost his memory again. Thankfully, Catherine started crying, and, thankfully, he made a quick recovery.
Quatre was sooo delirious, he started fighting his kindness. Dorothy got a nice epee stab in the stomach as a result. She tried fighting back by beating him with her eyebrows, but he quickly chopped them off.
Heero was aiming his gun at Relena's head. Wu Fei was making a speech associating heat with justice, but was barely audible over Relena's orgasmic cries. And everyone wished Heero would just pull the trigger.
Duo started poking everyone with a stick and chuckling. No one could tell if it was the delirium taking it's toll or he was just being his normal self. When he came to Heero, he was greeted with a not-so-friendly punch in the face.
Sally Po arrived transporting a new gundam. Having tired of being the gundamless pilot, Noin had ordered it. Po was very cheerful and announced with pride that she, bargain hunter that she is, had managed to pick up the model at a pawn shop at half its price in the 'Official Gundam Shoppe' . Upon Noin's request for the return of the other half of the money she had lent the blonde, Sally explained that she had been forced to spend it on gas. After all, she argued, a ship as big as the Peacemillion doesn't run on thin air; it's one hell of a gas guzzler! She promised Noin that as soon as she was out of debt, she would write Noin a cheque. Zechs scratched his blond head. "Po, if you owe her money now, she's one of your creditors." However, because of the intense heat (or it could have been the blondness ailing him), he was unable to complete his thought, and no one understood what he was getting at. *But we digress...* Noin called her immense hunk of /strike metal the "Freeze Ray", but Wu Fei preferred the term "Onna-Bot" because of its pinkish hue. He often said, "That looks like something a woman would pilot!" whenever Noin admired it in 'The Gundanium Mint', the official gundam magazine. But now he kept his mouth shut since Zechs had been lifting weights recently and now packed quite a punch despite his girlish figure. *Sorry, I'll try to keep digressions to a minimum...* Noin thought her new mobile suit might lift the heat wave...
Before Noin could mount her new gundam, Lady Une gave her a big slap across the face and stole it. She got in and shot the cannon. A couple of snowflakes slowly oozed out of it, and then the 'gundam' exploded. Po explained that one of the catches of the half-price deal was that it wasn't a real gundam, but an actual-size plastic model of one. Before Wu Fei had a chance to utter any kind of sound, Zechs socked him. "Don't think I didn't notice that smirk", he said.
Because of the blazing heat, no one was aware of the fact that Une had just been blown up. It was getting worse, everyone was in a daze and each was in his own dreamland.
Lady Une was dreaming of being discovered under the debris.
Po was dreaming about gas prices being reduced.
Zechs was dreaming about that new kind of shampoo he saw in the styling salon. He was sad that it was a woman's shampoo, but planned to have Noin go in and buy it for him.
Before the author of this fic *that's me!!* could think of what the others were dreaming of, Treize suddenly dreamed about Lady Une and remembered that she had been blown up. So he went to look for her and since the mech was only plastic, she was fine.
Hours had passed and the heat wave was lifting. Everyone had hoped that the intense heat had made Heero pull the trigger on Relena, but when they got back their senses, they were disappointed to find her still alive.
"Awwww, shucks!" sighed Duo, "I was hoping the heat wave would have at least had one benefit!"
~* The End *~
