Author's note: I'll try to be as objective and neutral as possible, but I can't grant to be 100% unbiased, since these reviews are based in my opinion. Also, sorry if some characters seems to be OoC (even the OCs), that's because they will be voicing my opinion some times. Enjoy.

Review #1: Meg's Boyfriend/Family

In a typical talk show set, we see Stewie and Rosie in two couches.

"Hello everybody, I'm Stewie Griffin" said Stewie

"And I'm Rose Mary Kennedy" said Rosie.

"And this is…" said both in unison "…This is not another Review Fic!!"

"Which is our first story to review, Stewie?" asked Rosie as she turned to Stewie.

Stewie then began to search in a file full of papers.

"Well, the story of the day is…what the hell? Meg's Boyfriend!?" asked Stewie in disgust.

"Okay" said Rosie. "Meg's boyfriend started with…"

"Rosie, Rosie, Rosie…" said Stewie, interrupting his niece. "Let me review it, okay?"

"Okay…"

"I only need four words to review this story" said Stewie. "This Story Just Sucks"

"Why did you say that?" asked Rosie.

"Because I'm not the main character" said Stewie, as if that was needless to say.

"Anyway…Meg's Boyfriend, and its sequel, Meg's Family, is the very first and most popular Meg/OC fic" said Rosie. "Let's give it a general overrun. The story starts with Meg being abandoned in East Quahog, near a 7-11. There, she meets Zack, a guy that it's nice enough to bring her home. Meg then invites Zack to come in and later to dinner in return. After that, she ask Zack to live with them"

"Because, you know, it's very normal to ask a complete stranger, no matter how nice may he was, to live under the same roof" said Stewie bitterly. "Well, let's continue. The story follows Meg not getting a date, as usual, for a big dance at school. However, Zack agreed to be her date"

"Hey, let's talk about Zack" said Rosie, and a picture of Zack appeared in one of the screens in the background. "Zack is one of the main characters of this story. She loves a lot mom –well, not exactly my mom, but you get the point- and he will do anything for her."

"It's hard to believe that there is another guy who loves Meg besides your dad" said Stewie. Rosie frowned at him.

"Despite being a character that stands out a lot, he didn't overtake the whole story, leaving the rest of the characters plenty of space for their development. And speaking of development, Zack is ne of the best fleshed out characters of this section. In fact, at some point while reading the story, some people will mistake Zack with a canon character. Zack is usually very nice and cool, but he gets pretty upset when grandpa screws up with mom"

"Pretty upset?" asked Stewie. "Man, that guy should take a valium from time to time…or lots of them"

"Well, considering the fact that he owns a shotgun(and its very prone to use it) and grandpa isn't dead, it seems that he has some kind of self control." Said Rosie.

"Fun facts about him are that he hates Mormons for reasons yet to be explained, he was born in Canada and is ashamed of it, he had a pumpkin phobia, his mother is a hippie, and in his universe seems to be Jillian's younger half brother" said Stewie. "Oh, and he's the son of Satan. Literally"

"Creepy. Well, let's continue with this. In the dance, after a fight with Connie, they became boyfriend and girlfriend" said Rosie, then she turned to Stewie. "It was a very tender and heartwarmig moment, wasn't it?"

"Trust me, you don't want me to answer that question" said Stewie in disgust.

"Zack has a very good relationship with the Griffins, including Peter" said Rosie. "But he had some issues with him, for the reasons we commented before. However, despite Zack seems to get along with everybody rather well, we still have to see an episode in which he spends more time with some of the rest of the characters, besides grandpa and mom"

"I don't think that will happen" said Stewie. "I mean, who would want to befriend such a maniac? Apart from your mom who loves him, and the Fatman, because his stupidity doesn't let him to realize of this"

"Let's continue with the story. Well, some chapters after the dance, something big happens" said Rosie.

"Zack leaves Meg just like her other boyfriends!" guessed Stewie.

"No! She gets pregnant" said Rosie. "And a couple of chapters later, they got married and Meg gave birth to my half sister Maddie. It would be a great moment to talk about her, don't you think so?" asked Rosie. A picture of Maddie replaced Zack in the screen of the background.

"No" said Stewie.

"Oh, come on, can you stick to the script?" said Rosie as she placed he palm on her face. "Don't make me use my powers to harm you"

"Okay, okay…" said Stewie. Then he looked at the image of Maddie. "You know, I always wanted to know how a female Super Saiyan would look…"

"Anyway, Maddie is also the precursor of the cliché that in every Meg/OC fic, Meg must have a daughter at some time of the story." Said Rosie. "Maddie is a very interesting character, not as interesting as me, of course, but you'll like her since the first chapter in which she appears. At first she didn't want to speak with the adults, but it seems that Malcolm grew bored of this at some point of the story, and know he can speak with everybody"

"Maddie replaced Brian in the role of my best friend, which I find outrageous because she's such an annoying little brat" said Stewie.

"Hey, Maddie is a cool girl!" said Rosie, visibly offended. "Besides, the you of her universe shares a relationship with her similar to ours"

"Is he jealous of her magic powers?" asked Stewie.

"No, a brother/sister like bond" said Rosie. "Wait, are you jealous of my magic powers?"

"Hey, I'm one!" complained Stewie. "Little kids are jealous of everybody!"

"Now that you mention it, Maddie got superpowers in several chapters" said Rosie. "Although she'll lose those powers at the end of the chapter"

"Yup. She gained Telekinesis, but became mad and wanted to kill everybody. Then she used Meg's spellbook to give herself superpowers and fight Miriam along you" said Stewie.

"Yeah, we totally kicked her ass" said Rosie in pride. "And recently, after being drenched in nuclear wastes, she gained the ability of manipulate fire"

"Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be easier if Malcolm Fox would give her powers permanently" said Stewie.

"Now, let's mention some interesting traits from Maddie" said Rosie. "Maddie has met her future self several times"

"Who happened to be a gun wielding psychopath with a turkey phobia" said Stewie. "It seems that Zack's genes kicked in. Geez, why the hell she will grow up to be a cool action girl while I'll grow up to be a pathetic loser who gets bald?"

"Who knows" said Rosie. "Maddie also equals fun. Most of the chapters focused on her and the other kids are really funny and interesting, thanks to her variable behaviour and her witty antics"

"Yeah, Maddie is often seen accompanied by many kids, OCs and canon characters, just like Olivia, Janet, Eliza, Bertram and even that unnamed bully that stole my tricycle. Is there any kid that Malcolm Fox hasn't used yet?" asked Stewie.

"Well, it's good that somebody actually uses the vast but sadly unseen and unused cast of secondary characters Family Guy has" said Rosie. "Variety is the spice of life"

"Well, I think that we talked enough about Maddie. Let's move on" said Stewie.

"Although the story seemed to have a continued plot at the begining, later the chapters were , just like the show" said Rosie.

"And in some of those chapters, we are introduced to some OCs less important than Zack and Maddie" said Rosie.

"But we will talk about them" said Stewie. "Let's talk about Tilly and CJ"

A picture of Tilly and CJ replaced Maddie in the back screen.

"Tilly and CJ are Chris and Jillian's kids" said Rosie.

"Wait, wait!" said Stewie, interrupting her. "Chris and Jillian actually had sex?"

"Maddie didn't tell you when she came to this universe?" asked Rosie "Yes, they had sex, but it was for keep their bodies warm after they got trapped in a ski resort" explained Rosie. "That led to the birth of Tilly and CJ"

"So, Meg became apparent being 17, and Chris being 14" said Stewie. "God I hope I won't become a parent at the age of 8"

"Chris and Jillian are a very odd couple, mostly due to the age difference" said Rosie. "However, although it's a bit weird at the beginning, then it's like a hot bath: you simply get used to it. Besides, Chris and Jillian provided us lots of both humorous and romantic moments"

"There aren't many chapters about Tilly and CJ" said Stewie. "However, they appear quite often in the story"

"It took a while until Tilly and CJ learned to talk and became noticeable characters, but at first they just were normal kids like Maddie" said Rosie. "However, at the beginning of Meg's Family, Malcolm fleshed them out, and turned Tilly into a super genius like Stewie, and CJ into a retard like his dad and grandpa"

"There's something about Tilly that has been bugging me for a while" said Stewie, rubbing his chin. "Did you ever notice that, in the recent chapters, she became the source of every supernatural thing of the story?" asked Stewie.

"What do you mean?" asked Rosie.

"Look at the later episodes" said Stewie. "When Meg got cloned was because of one of her inventions, when the Griffins and Murdocks got superpowers was because of Tilly stuffing nuclear waste under the house's backyard, when Maddie grew to giant size was yet again due to other of Tilly's inventions…it seems that she's the Spellbook of that story"

"Maybe you have a point there" said Rosie. "There has been long time since the last chapter which focused on Tilly and CJ"

"Anyway, I guess that we covered the most important OCs" said Stewie. "Shall we move to the canon characters?"

"Why not" said Rosie. "Let's start with grandpa Peter. In this story, he is such an annoying and childish jerk"

"What it comes to mean that he's just like the current show" said Stewie.

"Peter keeps abusing on mom in this story too, however, unlike the actual show, there's somebody who actually stands for her" said Rosie, and a picture of Zack fighting Peter appeared in the screen.

"Sometimes I think that Malcolm only uses the Meg bashing as an excuse of Peter bashing, but, well, who can blame him. The Fatman becomes more and more of a jerk as the seasons go" commented Stewie.

"However Malcolm sometimes goes a bit overboard with the whole Meg bashing/Peter bashing cycle, as making chapters build around this premise" explained Rosie.

"Let's talk about that vile woman" said Stewie.

"Grandma?" asked Rosie.

"Yup"

"Well, grandma didn't have as much development as other characters, and, like in the show, she's a background character that provides advice to some characters and tries to keep peace between Peter and Zack" said Rosie. "And, like Tilly and CJ, despite not being the main character, she still has a lot of prominence and screentime, which is good"

"Lois actually had an episode focused on her, in which she's kidnapped by an evil robot who wants to replace her" said Stewie.

"Sadly, there aren't too any things that we can say about Lois in this story" said Rosie. "Also, she's rather inconsistent when it comes to mom. Sometimes she's a good mother towards her, being caring, loving and protective, while other times she's just joins Peter in abusing mom"

"Let's move to Meg" said Stewie. "Meg is the central character of this story, which is totally wrong at all levels"

"Stewie…" sighed Rosie.

"Okay…" grumbled Stewie. "What was I saying? Oh, yes! Most of the chapters of this story are based around her"

"We saw chapters in which her marriage with Zack went through some problems, but in the end they overcome them, chapters about her trying to be popular at school and making new friends, or chapters in which she tries to have a new and better image" said Rosie. "These last kind of chapters are usually attached to Meg getting back her makeover"

"Worth to say that there aren't too many chapters in which she bonds with Maddie" said Stewie. "Malcolm should write a chapter about that"

"Stewie, I think that we're abusing a bit on Malcolm" said Rosie. "We already said that there he should do more chapters about Tilly and CJ, more chapters about Lois, more chapters about Meg and Maddie's relationship…give him a break! I think that Meg's Boyfriend/family is already one of the most varied stories when it comes to character development"

"Sorry, it's that I love to criticize everybody for the sake of my ego" said Stewie. "Okay, let's go with the fatboy"

"You mean Chris, right?" asked Rosie. "Well, Chris doesn't have as much screentime as other characters, but well, most of the FG authors say that writing about Chris is very hard"

"However, there have been quite a few chapters focusing on him" said Stewie. "Most of them, fleshing out his relationship with Jillian, and sometimes with his kids"

"And…I guess that's all we can say about Chris" said Rosie. "Let's go with you"

"Despite my screentime and development have been greatly reduced for the sake of that fat.." however, Stewie then noticed Rosie looking at him angrily, her eyes glowing blue "…I mean, for the sake of my beautiful sister Meg, I still have some screentime, however I must share my development with Maddie. Sometimes I think that I only appear n this story because of Maddie. The same goes for the other Meg stories"

"Come on, I'm sure that it's not for that" said Rosie.

"Sure? Look at Meg Apparition! A Meg fic in which Meg doesn't have a daughter and I barely appeared!" whined Stewie.

"What do you want? You already have a lot of screentime in the show." Said Rosie, while rolling her eyes. "I guess that it will be by season with when the Brian/Stewie obsession will fade from the writers."

"Well, let's continue to talk about me" said Stewie. "As you pointed before, the me of that universe shares a brother/sister like bond with Maddie. There was a chapter in which I wanted to get rid of Maddie forever by time travelling to the past and prevent Meg and Zack from meeting each other"

"However, you later discovered that you missed her a lot, and you have to fix the timeline again" said Rosie. "I really liked that chapter. It reminded me 'Meet the Quagmires'. I hope that Ander will make a chapter like that too."

"I think that Ander has copied Malcolm too much already" said Stewie. "Let's go with Brian"

"Until recently, Brian didn't have any chapters focused on him" said Rosie. "However, like many other characters, Brian is always there, to give his opinion and sometimes advice when needed. And, of course, speaking out his mind"

"Malcolm reflected perfectly how annoying can be that dog some times" said Stewie. "Also, after breaking with Jillian, it seems that he's unable to find another girlfriend. Malcolm also retuned Brian to his original role of Peter's best friend, and he barely spend time with me"

"Yet again, damn to hell with him for trying to be original, right?" asked Rosie.

"Other characters worth of mention are Joe Cleveland and Quagmire" said Stewie. "Quagmire even had a chapter focused on him. Herbert also have some apparition, trying to break Chris and Jillian"

"Lana Lockhart comes again in this story as the preschool teacher" said Rosie. "And, of course Jillian has a lot of screentime here"

"However, we cannot end the review without mentioning all the secondary OCs that enriches this story" said Stewie. "Like Valarie, Zack and Jillian's hippie mom, Meg's goth friend raven, Lobster the giant Lobster, Zack's estranged son Cody, Corvette, Lucifer and Zack's dad Frank, who was a fat bastard even worse than the Fatman, but luckily is dead"

"Well, I think that that's all we can say about Meg's Boyfriend/Family. Two great stories full of humour, family issues, drama, romanticism and some action scenes"

"Stay tuned for the next chapter of 'This is not another Review Fic'" said Stewie. "We will take a look at Brian's Dillema"

"Goodbye!" said Rosie and Stewie in unison.

End