I've had this thought for a while now--what kinds of job would our crack team of profilers have if they had to work in a middle school?
Usual disclaimers. See if you can guess each character's 'new job'!
The smell of stale grease and potatoes lingered heavily around Emily's nose. The scent of overcooked meat and layers of mayonnaise was beginning to bother her too. Behind her nearly four hundred adolescents chattered on happily, occasionally shrieking at some random action or tossing the odd tater tot or two.
The only thing that really sucks is that I'm gonna have to clean up after this, the brunette woman thought as she saw the children being shooed out of the lunchroom and the next batch about to trickle in.
