The Adventures of Mr. Lemons
Chapter 1: Doritos
Sasori was sitting in his favorite armchair with his kitty, Mr. Lemons. The cat purred and batted at the Doritos bag he had in his hand.
"No kitty this is my bag! Get your own!"
Mr. Lemons meowed again. Sasori bared his teeth, which were really white square gum super glued to his plastic gums.
"No KITTY!"
"Hey, Danna, are you fighting with Mr. Lemons over a bag of Doritos again, un?" Deidara said. Sasori twirled his head all the way around, exorcist style and pointed an angry, nacho cheese coated finger at the blond.
"Leave us alone!"
"Danna…one more thing. You DO know you can't eat…right?"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU! SIC 'IM, MR. LEMONS!!!"
The little kitty leapt off of the puppet's lap and went right for Deidara's pretty face.
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And that, my friends, is why you don't mess with Danna while his kitty is there. Isn't Mr. Lemons cute? I'm going to write a whole series with him! Inspired by Sore Jeien!
