Roxas's OMFG Moment

Sora: Roxas…I am your father…

Roxas: Sora??? Why do you say that? And why the f*** are you wearing a Darth Vader mask?

Sora: *Ignores the last comment* You know it's true…

Roxas: *Disbelievingly* Oh yeah? Then who the hell is my mother?

Sora: It's Kairi.

Roxas: Then that means Namine is my sister!

Sora: No, goddammit, she's your wife.

Roxas: Wait a sec, how could you be my father and Kairi be-

Sora: SHE'S YOUR WIFE AND YOU KNOW IT!

Roxas: …oooookay, then what about Organization XIII?

Sora: They're your relatives.

Roxas: Then why the f*** are they called an Organization?

Sora: They're just trying to f*** around with you.

Roxas:…then what about Axel?

Sora: Axel is your sister.

Roxas: WTF????

Sora: It's true. Have you noticed the chakram Acel uses are like the things those lady dancers hold when they dance onstage.

Roxas: That would explain…

Flashback.: Axel is dancing while Saix is playing a guitar.

Roxas:…oh.

Sora: Hehe…

Roxas: How do you know all this?

Sora: I know all…ask me anything…

Roxas: All right, why was Organization XIII still called that when Xion joined?

Sora: Because they didn't want anyone to know they had a black-haired female in their ranks.

Roxas: That's sexist.

Sora: No, they just think that black haired girls aren't sexy.

Roxas: 0_0

Sora: Anything else you want to know?

Roxas: How does Riku fit in this?

Sora: I think it's best not to tell…

Roxas: C'mon!

Sora:…he was your boyfriend.

At that point Riku shows up.

Riku: *in a slutty tone* Hi, Roxas…

Roxas: OMFG!!!!!!