Roxas's OMFG Moment
Sora: Roxas…I am your father…
Roxas: Sora??? Why do you say that? And why the f*** are you wearing a Darth Vader mask?
Sora: *Ignores the last comment* You know it's true…
Roxas: *Disbelievingly* Oh yeah? Then who the hell is my mother?
Sora: It's Kairi.
Roxas: Then that means Namine is my sister!
Sora: No, goddammit, she's your wife.
Roxas: Wait a sec, how could you be my father and Kairi be-
Sora: SHE'S YOUR WIFE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Roxas: …oooookay, then what about Organization XIII?
Sora: They're your relatives.
Roxas: Then why the f*** are they called an Organization?
Sora: They're just trying to f*** around with you.
Roxas:…then what about Axel?
Sora: Axel is your sister.
Roxas: WTF????
Sora: It's true. Have you noticed the chakram Acel uses are like the things those lady dancers hold when they dance onstage.
Roxas: That would explain…
Flashback.: Axel is dancing while Saix is playing a guitar.
Roxas:…oh.
Sora: Hehe…
Roxas: How do you know all this?
Sora: I know all…ask me anything…
Roxas: All right, why was Organization XIII still called that when Xion joined?
Sora: Because they didn't want anyone to know they had a black-haired female in their ranks.
Roxas: That's sexist.
Sora: No, they just think that black haired girls aren't sexy.
Roxas: 0_0
Sora: Anything else you want to know?
Roxas: How does Riku fit in this?
Sora: I think it's best not to tell…
Roxas: C'mon!
Sora:…he was your boyfriend.
At that point Riku shows up.
Riku: *in a slutty tone* Hi, Roxas…
Roxas: OMFG!!!!!!
