Shadow is Darth Vader

Shadow: Sonic, I am your father.

Sonic: Shadow, have you lost it? Because you are wearing a Darth Vader mask and you are implying that you are my father, both of which are very disturbing.

Shadow: Silence! I am the Sith Lord of the Empire!

Sonic: Rewatch the trilogy, cuz Palpatine is the Sith Lord…

Shadow: I said silence! Force Choke!

Tumbleweed blows by.

Sonic: Uuuuh…huh. Well, I'm off. See ya!

Shadow: Damn! How did my Force choke not work??? Impossible…has the Force left me??

Rouge: Shadow! Long time no see.

Shadow: Who are you? I shall cut you down with my lightsaber! *takes out unignited plastic lightsaber. Shadow notices* Er…Um…my lightsaber! *Shadow pulls the blade out* Are you ready to challenge the Sith Lord of the galaxy?

Rouge:…Shadow…have you lost it?

Shadow: Silence! *stabs at Rouge's belly*

Rouge: Hey! Do not touch there, plastic lightsaber or not! *kicks Shadow into wall* Pervert! *starts beating Shadow up*

Knuckles: Rouge, what's up?

Rouge freezes in a form where she has Shadow on the ground and as twisted his arm back

Rouge: *casually* Nothing, why do you ask?

Knuckles: What did Shadow do to you.

Rouge: Nothing, why do you ask?

Knuckles: So you beat him up for no reason?

Rouge:…no.

Knuckles: So what did he do to you?

Rouge: Either leave or be beaten up!

Shadow: *cough*…Im-impossible! I am the Dark Lord of the Sith!

Rouge: Aw, Shaddup. *Kicks Shadow*

Knuckles:…

Rouge: What are you standing there for?

Knuckles: *is staring at Rouge's "Assets"* Nothing…why do you ask?

Rouge: *trails Knuckle's eyes* You…

Knuckles: *snaps out of it* Uh oh…

Rouge: PERVERT!

Knuckles:…*meep* AHHHH!!!!!!!!

Learn from Knux at this point, everyone.

Meanwhile, Shadow is lying on the floor with one arm broken

Shadow: I've been humiliated…NOO!!!

Tails: Shadow! There you are!

Shadow: Who are you??? Force Choke!

Same tumbleweed blows by again

Tails:…okay…anyway, did you tamper with my personality machine?

Shadow: Force Lightning!

Tails: I'll take that as a yes.

Takes out a hat machine and places it on Shadow's head and presses a few buttons.

Shadow: Huh? Where am I? AH! THE PAIN!!! *crawls in fetal position* Maria!

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Yes, I got that last part from Sonic: Truth or Dare!