Shadow is Darth Vader
Shadow: Sonic, I am your father.
Sonic: Shadow, have you lost it? Because you are wearing a Darth Vader mask and you are implying that you are my father, both of which are very disturbing.
Shadow: Silence! I am the Sith Lord of the Empire!
Sonic: Rewatch the trilogy, cuz Palpatine is the Sith Lord…
Shadow: I said silence! Force Choke!
Tumbleweed blows by.
Sonic: Uuuuh…huh. Well, I'm off. See ya!
Shadow: Damn! How did my Force choke not work??? Impossible…has the Force left me??
Rouge: Shadow! Long time no see.
Shadow: Who are you? I shall cut you down with my lightsaber! *takes out unignited plastic lightsaber. Shadow notices* Er…Um…my lightsaber! *Shadow pulls the blade out* Are you ready to challenge the Sith Lord of the galaxy?
Rouge:…Shadow…have you lost it?
Shadow: Silence! *stabs at Rouge's belly*
Rouge: Hey! Do not touch there, plastic lightsaber or not! *kicks Shadow into wall* Pervert! *starts beating Shadow up*
Knuckles: Rouge, what's up?
Rouge freezes in a form where she has Shadow on the ground and as twisted his arm back
Rouge: *casually* Nothing, why do you ask?
Knuckles: What did Shadow do to you.
Rouge: Nothing, why do you ask?
Knuckles: So you beat him up for no reason?
Rouge:…no.
Knuckles: So what did he do to you?
Rouge: Either leave or be beaten up!
Shadow: *cough*…Im-impossible! I am the Dark Lord of the Sith!
Rouge: Aw, Shaddup. *Kicks Shadow*
Knuckles:…
Rouge: What are you standing there for?
Knuckles: *is staring at Rouge's "Assets"* Nothing…why do you ask?
Rouge: *trails Knuckle's eyes* You…
Knuckles: *snaps out of it* Uh oh…
Rouge: PERVERT!
Knuckles:…*meep* AHHHH!!!!!!!!
Learn from Knux at this point, everyone.
Meanwhile, Shadow is lying on the floor with one arm broken
Shadow: I've been humiliated…NOO!!!
Tails: Shadow! There you are!
Shadow: Who are you??? Force Choke!
Same tumbleweed blows by again
Tails:…okay…anyway, did you tamper with my personality machine?
Shadow: Force Lightning!
Tails: I'll take that as a yes.
Takes out a hat machine and places it on Shadow's head and presses a few buttons.
Shadow: Huh? Where am I? AH! THE PAIN!!! *crawls in fetal position* Maria!
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Yes, I got that last part from Sonic: Truth or Dare!
