THIS WAS FOR THE LOLS CHILL, CALM DOWN, AND DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK OVER IT.
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In a paralell universe to Twilght...
Daylight
In a large sunny metropolis called Spoons lived a girl called Cella. She had very straight blonde hair and bright blue eyes and extremly tanned skin, and had just ended a lovely relationship with a girl called Jessica, but she had been a bit of a spaz and things went out badly- since Jessica's love making skills were not up to scratch - also Jessica always cried after sex and this made Cella uncomfortable.
She had moved to Spoons to live with her mother who was called Charlotte, because living in Eagles and seeing Jessica's lopsided, moley face everyday at school made Cella terribly sad.
On her first day at the school she was very nervous, but it was okay as her mother had bought her a tricycle so she wouldn't have to share the ambulance, which would be very embarrassing. The day went past in a blur. Everything they were taught she had learnt already. But one particular moment stood out: in the cafeteria she saw a band of elusive people sitting at a table on their own, all very beautiful apart from one who was a transvestite and had been isolated due to his mascara dripping down his cheeks. But the most beautiful and intriguing was a girl with long white hair everyone was freakishly tanned here but the strange group were the most tanned of all.
"Who are they?" she asked curiously to the table in general.
"They're the Bullens,"a girl with strikingly ginger hair said. Cella thought she was very hot but the girl seemed ugly compared to this magnificent unicorn girl that sat gracefully in the corner table. And her body!, she thought. Cella was very orgasmic. "They don't like anyone, or at least they don't like anyone enough to speak to them." The ginger girl said huffily obviously a case of sour strawberries Cella thought.
Cella stared, mesmerised. After lunch she had Physics, and the only seat left was sandwiched between the Unicorn-Girl and the transvestite!
"Hi," said the girl warmly, "I'm Caliss. And this is my brother Tredward."
Tredward seemed to lean away with his nostrils flared. Cella got a shiver down her spine, why could this strange, strange boy take such an intense dislike to her? Cella shrugged the feeling off, at least she was sitting next to this marvellous tanned could not help but look at the fantastic unicorn girl that sat beside 's eyes were a deep scorching gold, and whenever Cailis looked over at her to involve her in the lesson Cella would mumble her words and blush. She wanted nothing more than to touch her body like she had never touched a body before. The bell struck. Finally! Cella rushed out of the room. She began to slow as the tricycle lot came into view she took a deep breath then tricycled home.
That night as the rain heavily thundered down on the roof Cella lay curled up in a ball weeping gently into her pillow, she probably wasn't gay...
