The Fazcraps

Mike's Point of View

Your name is Mike Schmidt. Your family made you get a job, they think you are a lazy dope! You are pretty stupid, though. Most people give you nicknames such as "Big Mike" or "Mike and Cheese", and you love them all. After hearing about a job with robotic animals roaming at night, you wanted in. As a moron, you didn't suspect a single thing. You are currently spinning in one of those spinny chairs, inside of a crappy, old office. The phone begins to ring.

"Hello, hello? I, uh, wanted to uh, scratch that. My name is Phone Guy, seriously, it's on my birth certificate. The animatronics want to stuff you in a suit. And you'll get crushed by wires, and crossbeams, and robotic crap. Yeah... Only a moron would take this job. Have fun!"

You pull out a bag of Mcdonald's food that you picked up before getting here. You grab a big mac and chow down! This is going to be a fun night!

The Animatronics' Point of View

Standing on the show stage, Freddy called the other animatronics over for a group meeting."Face it, guys, the four of us won't be able to catch this guard." said Freddy. "You mean thefive of us?" Shouted Golden Freddy from across the room. "Yeah sure, why not. Listen up, everyone." said the fat bear. "I've ordered some more animatronics from Ebay. They will help us make a good team." "How long will this crappy box take to arrive?" asked Bonnie. "2-3 weeks" replied Freddy. "Ebay is pretty slow, you know."

2-3 Weeks Later...

A giant box arrived at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria. After Freddy and the gang opened it, they were shocked to see their toy counterparts, Balloon Boy, the Marionette, and some ugly, green Bonnie. "This is our team." said Chica." They are a bunch of dopes!" Suddenly, everyone stepped out of the box, annoyed by Chica's insult. "Hey, yo! What's that supposed to mean!" Said Toy Freddy, making an impression of The Fonz. "I thought you guys were scrapped!" Shouted Freddy. "Yeah... We were sold on Ebay instead." Toy Freddy replied. "Who's the green doofus?" asked Foxy. "Oh, that's Springfat." replied Toy Bonnie. "It's Springtrap, you dope!" Replied Springtrap. "Ok everyone, I am Freddy Fazbear, the leader of this league of animatronics." "Our goal is to catch an idiot guard." said Freddy. "But why would we do that? We found out they were actually humans a long time ago!" Shouted Toy Chica. "But we aren't stuffing him in a suit." Replied Freddy. "We are catching this guard, and selling him on Ebay for some cash!" "But don't we need a team name?" asked Balloon Boy. "Alright everyone, we need some suggestions!" yelled Freddy.

"The Lost Boys!" suggested Foxy

"Barack and the Obamas!" said Toy Freddy

"The Knucklehead Mc Spaz-atrons!" replied Mangle.

"Crap, Crap, and more crap!" Shouted a frustrated Freddy. "I think we should be called, The Fazcraps!"

Author's Note:

"Welcome to the story of The Fazcraps! Our story follows a bunch of dopey animatronics who are aiming to catch an idiot night guard, in order to sell him on Ebay for some dough. I've read some FNAF stories on this site, and I thought that it was my turn to write one! I'm not a horror fan, so don't expect much blood, gore, or suit stuffing. I don't ship robots, either. Remember, that this is a comedy starring the animatronics from FNAF 1-3. Have fun!"

-Laura