Warning: Crazy, random stuff happening.


He could have known this conversation would end badly on his behalf.

It started with: "Hey Mako, you're a guy, right?"

Mako frowned at her.

Korra gave him a sheepish grin and jumped next to him on the couch. "Kinda stating the obvious here, but I wanted to ask you something."

He knew he was going to regret this. "What did you want to ask?"

"Well..." Korra cleared her throat. "Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

At that point Mako seriously considered if he should just choke himself with his scarf.

"It's just that I've talked to Bolin about it..." she continued.

DO it! Do it now. Just pull at the ends, hard and fast. Maybe she won't even notice.

"Mako?"

She waved a hand to get his attention.

"What exactly did Bolin tell you?" Mako grunted between his teeth.

"Not much, just that you've had...girlfriends..." She looked more interested in the ceiling and was avoiding any eye contact with him, which made Mako wonder what else Bolin told her.

"So if you already know the answer to the question, why are you asking me?"

"That's not really the question..."

He sighed in annoyance. "Just spill it already."

Korra got a little closer to him before staring at him directly. "What's your type?"

"My type of what?"

She raised her eyebrows. "You're kidding me, right?"

"I don't understand the question."

She placed her hands on either side of his hips, making him fall back on the couch as she leaned over him.

"Are you a breast or ass man?"

"WHAT?"

"It's a simple question, Mako."

She was practically straddling him by now, her face a few inches away from his and breasts in full view. There was that thought about killing himself again.

"K – Korra, please get off me," the firebender mumbled, a deep crimson blush staining his cheeks.

"Why? Is it getting you – aroused?"

"BOLIN! Help!"

"He's not here to save you now, mister Hat-Trick..."


"Korra! What happened?" Bolin stared in chock at his older brother lying on the floor, taking long, deep breaths.

"Don't look at me. It was all going well until your brother had to choke himself."

Korra expected Bolin to be concerned, but instead he just showed understanding and a hint of amusement.

"Oh yeah, that's his emergency plan. I call it Code Red," the earthbender chuckled. "You know, because of the scarf being red and all."

"I got it, so you wanna go get something to eat while he's at it?"

"Sure, I'm hungry."


I'm really sorry, had to get this out of my system somehow :3