Naruto: Evil Truth or Dare….

The Fifth Hokage muttered seriously to Shizune. "For today, we'll be keeping….them…..in here. Just to let you know. Has Anko got the preparations ready?"

"Yes Tsunade-sama."

"And you know what you must do if they rebel, right?"

"Well, they shouldn't be much of a problem, since they're all—"

"Shizune!"

"Yes ma'am." Shizune muttered.

Tsunade chuckled heartily. "When will they wake up?"

"Around now, ma'am." Shizune said. Tsunade gasped.

"Let's run." The two women hurried down the secret passage.

All was silent in the room spoken of. Until a lone voice pierced the air…..

"Ugh……Did I drink Gai-sensei's sake again…..?"

"Lee?"

"Who the hell is that?"

"Lee?"

"….Gaara?"

"NARUTO, GET THE HELL OFF ME!"

"What did I DO, Sakura-chan!"

Punch.

"WRONG GUY!"

"Lee?"

"SHUT UP, GAARA!"

"Please….get….off….!"

"…..But first, woman or man?"

"…..It's Hinata, Neji nii-san."

"ACK!"

"OW!"

"Shikamaru, ARE YOU THERE! WHADDA WE DO!"

"Mfph."

"Crap, Shikamaru isn't even there. This sucks."

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!"

The inquiring speaker suddenly felt a jab in the rear area.

"SHIKAMARU, YOU ONLY NEEDED TO BLOODY SAY; and where did you learn the Thousand Years of Pain anyway?"

The lights were switched on.

Sasuke was panting, holding the light switch looking at the chaos. Naruto was lying next to Sakura blinking stupidly at Kankurou, on the other side of Sakura, his face not visible beneath the punches that Sakura had given him. Shikamaru and Ino were gasping for breath next to an offending Chouji. Temari was lying on her side; but her fan was pushing Gaara rather uncomfortably on Lee. Neji, on trying to throw himself backwards from Hinata had landed on Tenten so vigorously that his feet was leaning on her face. Shino had not moved at all since waking up; partly because he couldn't be bothered and for the fact that he couldn't move on Akamaru and Kiba using him as a reluctant bed.

Everyone immediately jumped and scanned the area for a possible enemy, only finding themselves. The rather large room where they were being held captive had a small stage at the back of it. There was a lengthy awkward silence until Temari innocently popped the question,

"Where are we and how the hell do we get out?"

Suddenly Naruto spotted a poster beside a big red button saying "WAY OUT" in big obvious letters. "It's here! Uzumaki Naruto has FOUND THE WAY OUT!" Naruto cried as usual as he pressed the button.

"Naruto tha—"

A giant-sized boxing glove emerged out of the poster and hit Naruto to kingdom come. In reality, he bounced off the opposite wall.

While Naruto growled about his impressions of luck, Shikamaru found a dark, shady button next to it. He pressed it. Nothing happened. "Hey, guys, I have an-"

An orange flashy poster suddenly emerged and everyone gaped at it in horror.

"THE FIVE COUNTRIES' GENIN REUNION!" When Shikamaru looked at it closely, however, he saw that someone had scribbled "+ one Chuunin" in the corner.

Naruto slitted his eyes. "I wonder if Anko set us up……"

Sakura had a stress mark on her forehead. "The Five……Countries'……Reunion….."

"What is it, Sakura?" Naruto muttered.

"Every five years, two countries picked at random from Konoha have to send their Genin, Chuunin, Tokubetsu Jounin or Jounin to Konoha to have a meeting. Originally, it started off as a Cabinet; but now they mainly have fun."

Chouji's eyes glimmered. "What kind of fun?" he said joyfully.

His answer was a punch from Ino.

"AS I was ABOUT to say, I have an idea. Shall we…..play a game?"

Everyone looked at her incredulously.

"I mean it's the point, isn't it?" she said, sweatdropping.

"What the hell can we play?" Naruto sulked.

Ino grinned maliciously. "Why, Truth or Dare, of course."

Everyone widened their eyes at the energy of Ino's decision. They decided no other game.

"Who goes first?" Kiba said, taking his place in the wide circle.

Kankurou had an idea.

"GIMME THAT!" he snatched Chouji's soda bottle and put it in the centre. He spun it.

It landed on Lee.

"YES, GAI-SENSEI! I CAN TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYONE IN THIS PETTY GAME OF TRUTH—"

"Truth or Dare." Kankurou muttered.

"Truth."

"Wimp."

"OR DARE! I SHALL PROVE IT TO—"

"Who was your idol before Gai-sensei?"

Lee's monologue slowly trailed to a stop.

"uh……..well…….."

Everyone sniggered.

"Come on, Lee. Do this or take a dare."

Lee's buggy eyes widened.

"mfjggr……."

"Whaaaat was that?" Sakura asked in a trilling tone.

"Mick Jagger."

There was a moment's pause.

"So that explains the hairstyle before." Sasuke gasped between screams.

"WHAT! HOW DID YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!"

"Kakashi told me."

"I AM SO TELLING!"

Sasuke's eyes bugged out. "Never mind."

Lee, eyes flaming with vengeance, span the bottle.

A/N: I know this is the start, but if any of you kind readers have any ideas, can you post them in a review?