The Death of Peter Griffin:
It was a sunny summer day in Quahog. Peter was driving home from work. He looks up and sees flashing lights of a cop car. He pulls over. His heart starts pounding
"Oh shit , I had 5 beers with that new Latino in the parking lot at work"
Peter started sweating as he looked at the officer approaching in his side mirror.
"Oh it's just Joe! , How ya doing Joe?
"Peter, License and registration please."
"C'mon Joe it's your friend peter" Peter replied
"You almost ran me off the road over there you sound drunk peter!" Joe stated
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Peter thought to himself
"FUCK!" Peter yelled as he put the car quickly in gear and drove off Joe got hit by the end of Peter's car knocking him to the ground
Joe lying on his side gets his police radio " I NEED BACK UP A PETER GRIFFIN IN A RED STATIONWAGON HEADED WEST ON HOLCOMB STREET!"
"Yes, Yes I got away , I need to go somewhere and hide for a while till I sober up!" Peter said to himself. He takes a quick right but drunkenly swerves on the side walk hitting Bruce who was jogging on the side walk. Bruce's body goes flying up the hood and into the air several feet before landing on his head killing him instantly.
"FUCKKKK " Peter screams as he takes another Right down another street he nearly runs head into a green Saturn going the opposite way. Peter calms down as he drives down the long road for a few minutes. Blaring lights aluminates in his rear view mirror.
"God damn!, They're on my tail" . Peter cuts left down a side street his car slides the back of it striking Tom Tucker who was walking home from the quahog brothel. Tom Tucker's body flys in the air like a rag doll. He lands on the cement and is bleeding from all over
"Damn I'm a monster I've hit two people I need to go home and uhhh sober up I guess" Peter says in a strange manner as he pulls down another road. He heads towards Spooner street with 3 cop cars trailing him.
"Officer try to slow him down he's headed towards Spooner Street a very busy residential area"
The Cop leans out of the cop car and shoots one of Peter's tires out. The Tire quickly deflates as Peter turns onto Spooner Street. Peter continues for a few hundred feet at a high speed his tire explodes sending him out of control. Peters car smashes into Cleveland Brown's house and then straight into a near by tree as the car burst into flames Peters body is launched 30 yards through the windshield. His dead body is on fire as it lays motionless Cops surround the burning car.
"He's dead guys!" The officer states
Cleveland's house is heavily damaged we see him in the 2nd floor bath tub.
"What the hell?" Cleveland ask
"no, no ,no, no, no, noooo!" Cleveland 's bath tub crashes to the grass.
The cops look over and burst into laughter. "hahahhahhaaha"
Peter makes a short death gurgle as his flaming injured body officially shuts down.
We see Death running from the bushes.
"Ahhh the Fat one finally bit it!" he says joyfully.
