Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King.
A/N: I downloaded the untranslated version of the last volume of Shaman King KangZengBang, and it's an awesome ending to the series, even if it does kinda rush it a bit!!!!
I actually plan on possibly writing a fic version of the final volume once the chapters are translated, too...
This fic also contains spoilers for the final volume, mainly the identity of a certain Patch official...and she's OOC. Well, I only know her personality for when she's in a certain situation, so her attitude could be different when things are at peace. Who knows...?
When Yoh Asakura woke up that morning, he was rather surprised to find Rutherfor, the lone female Patch official, to be sitting on her knees atop his chest, smiling sincerely at him as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. As Yoh opened his mouth to yawn, Rutherfor took that chance and kissed the black-haired boy full on the lips. For a moment, it was as if time itself had stopped.
"H-HOLY CRAP!!!!" Falling backwards, Yoh smacked his head on the wooden floor, and cursed out loudly. Giggling under her breath, Rutherfor climbed off of poor Yoh and got to her feet. It had been about two months since she had begun living with Yoh and Anna at the Funbari Onsen hotel, and every day she seemed to get at least one kiss on the mouth out of Yoh. It was actually starting to become annoying, especially since Anna did not approve. It wasn't that Yoh WANTED to make out with this Patch girl, but it was near impossible to convince the itako otherwise on this kind of subject matter.
"You're so cute, Yoh-san!" Rutherfor gushed, bringing her hands to her mouth as she giggled again. She truly was a handful.
Rubbing the back of his head, Yoh winced as he replied, "Look, Rutherfor, I know you really like me and everything, but you can't keep kissing me, alright? I mean, Anna was almost ready to kill you last time if I hadn't intervened...besides, we're letting you stay here until you finally decide to go back to the Patch tribe, so please have some respect for your kind hosts, okay...?"
Rutherfor cocked her head slightly to the side, and her beautiful wide eyes twinkled in the morning light. "Go back? I'm not going back. I'm staying here, by your side...forever. I love you, Yoh Asakura, and nothing will ever change that."
His cheeks flushed, Yoh gasped loudly. "W-WHAT?!! BUT...BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD GO BACK HOME TO AMERICA AT SOME POINT!!! I MEAN...WE HAVE IT DOWN IN WRITING AND EVERYTHING!!!!"
Rutherfor placed her hands together in the shape of a heart. "That was all just a lie to convince you to let me stay here! I'll always be by your side! You were so nice to me when we fought back in the Galaxy Plant a few years back, and I've fallen head over heels for you since then! I want you so bad right now, Yoh-san...I don't think I can help myself...c'mere..."
"AAH...UH...UH...T-THAT'S NOT NECESSARY!!!" Yoh stammered, "YOU,...YOU SHOULD GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF A BOYFRIEND! YEAH, GET A BOYFRIEND...AND IT NEEDS TO BE A BOY WHO ISN'T MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY?!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
"No, I don't know what you mean..." Rutherfor slowly began to step towards Yoh, a seductive look forming in her crystal-clear eyes. She licked her lips slowly, leaving a trail of saliva running down her chin.
Yoh gulped. 'Oh man, this could be bad...' He tried to back away, but Rutherfor was too fast for him.
Finally, she jumped him without warning, and Yoh let out a scream of defiance, but it went unnoticed...and then all was quiet throughout the empty corridors of the hotel once more...
