Hi everyone, long time no see. I'm sorry I haven't been on in a while(writing stories), but I will upload this bit in an attempt to put something on. Warning this is not to be taken seriously and is for laughs. I do not own Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey, Final Fantasy, and other things. So hope you enjoy and I will try to work on Dilemma in London and a new story: "Am I Going to Die"(not final name). So enjoy.

Have you ever felt different…different in the sense that you don't belong in the world or that you're a freak. I don't feel different though, I am different. I was born with a different place in society than you would have been or are in. This is how it would begin if I was talking about normal things, like begin six feet tall or the geeky loser who want to get the girl of his dreams to notice him. No, I'm a 17 year old GF and this is how life sucks

The First Day (Chapter 1: Being Different Only Causes Problems)

It was usual day in my life, sitting at breakfast while trying to electrocute my father. Yes you heard right, electrocute. I sound insane for wanting to electrocute my father, but this type of electrocuting is to try to see which one would lose in this game of wits (or this is birthed from pure boredom, I really have no idea).

"Why do you keep trying to electrocute me?"

"…Its fun…" See, problem solved for a boring day (and no I'm not usually trying to electrocute people or setting things on fire…) which would get way worse with the addition of school (the torture chamber that uses boredom and bullies as a way to make your life miserable).

"I think you need anger management classes."

"I'm not angry…I'm bored." I mean seriously, I don't need anger management. What I need is to go to a place that outlawed school…forever.

"That is not an excuse to try to electrocute people."

"…Yes it is…" Why doesn't he see it my way, it's not like I go around shocking people when I'm bored (okay most people).

"…You…have serious…issues. You know that."

"So do you, but I don't try to send you to a therapist every time you sing Leona Lewis in the shower."

"I don't sing Leona Lewis in the shower!" Well he does…or is that Mariah Carey…I forgot. Okay let's get off this subject and on to something more educational (I don't listen to those songs; my girlfriend burned me a cd for my birthday. So I was forced to listen to them…).

I was born on August the 23rd and I somehow ended up with the ability to electrocute people (well not really, I was born with the spirit of Quezacotl and able to electrocute people on whim). My father has the power of Leviathan and has the ability to wet people (and resist my electrocution…).

"Squall, are you even listening…" Nope, I'm sorry. Squall Leonhart is informing our dear readers about usefull things, so they don't think the whole entire story is full of crazy people (nothing wrong with crazy people, we are all crazy right…right?)

"Yeah, something about your interest in my mental health and that I should stop thinking about females in bikinis."

"What? Why would I be talking about that?" Oh, so you don't care about my mental health…well that makes everything more understand…what am I talking about?

"I don't know. Why are you talking about it?"

"You know what smarty pants, go to school before you're late." Darn it.

Like I said, don't take this serious. This was originally supposed to be a series where the FF8 cast could turn into GF, but instead it got turned into a crazy one shot. Dilemma in London, I will try to update even if it kills me(hopefully) and the other story would be up once its finish. Well hope you enjoyed, good bye.