p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"So one day, one wonderful and exquisite day, Dave was at the doctors./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Hello, young Dave." Said the doctor./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Fuck you, Bro, I know it's you."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Shit, I was caught."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Lots of blood and bones and flesh and blood was scattered around the doctor's office, since Bro killed off the actual doctor and all the cancer patients./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Well then, Bro." Dave said./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Anyways I am going to diagnose you with a disease, so let me get the book of all of those things or whatever."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Bro then went and got a book of doctors and shit and flipped to a random page./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""You have AIDS." Bro said./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""What? Fuck no."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""If you don't agree to my diagnosis I'm going to slit your throat."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Okay, fuck yes."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Dave knew that it was simple role playing, so he knew he did not have AIDS./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Back at John's house, Dave was telling the rad adventure Dave and Bro had at the doctors./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""It was hella cool." Dave said./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Yeah, but Dave has AIDS now." Bro said./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Dave gave a glare at Bro, telling him with his annoyed face that he wasn't role playing anymore. Bro then showed him the knife, and Dave begun to sweat./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Yeah, I do, LOL." Dave said, nervously./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Oh shit! I'm so sorry Dave..."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Nah, it's cool."/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""No Dave... if you have AIDS, I'm gonna have AIDS too!"/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;""Wait, what?"/span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"Dave and John then went to do the Vantas./span/p
p style="line-height: 115%;"span style="font-size: 16pt;"The end./span/p