There was nothing on the road in front of their car, nothing but dust. There was no sound besides the roar of the engine as Mario and Luigi drove through the desert.
"Mario, how much longer before we get there?" Luigi had his feet hanging out the window and his green cap pulled down over his eyes.
"I don't know Luigi. I didn't know when you asked five minutes ago, and I certainly don't know now. and when you ask me again in another five minutes my answer's still gonna be I don't know." Mario had both hands on the steering wheel and a tired look on his face.
"Oh Shut it! I didn't even have to go with you. I could be at home right now eating spaghetti and watching TV, But no! Your girlfriend had to get kidnapped again and Now I have to be dragged across the desert trying to get her back for the thousandth time!"
"Luigi, one more word and I'm going to open the door and kick you out, then we'll see if you can make it home to your spaghetti and T.V." Luigi lifted up his hat and pulled his feet in through the window.
"I'd like to see you try shorty!" Luigi shifted in his seat so his whole body was facing Mario.
"What the hell did you just call me? I swear I'm gonna pull over and beat the sh-"
"Oh my god will you both shut up!?" Princess Daisy sat up from the backseat. "How Am I supposed to sleep with you two jackasses screamin' each other's heads off!"
"It's not my fault Mario's bein' an idiot." Luigi said as he pointed at Mario.
"You're both bein' idiots. now shut up before the whole friggin' Mushroom Kingdom hears you." Just as Daisy finished talking, sirens blared behind their car as a police car got closer and closer to their rear bumper.
"Great." Luigi said as he slouched in his seat. Mario held his hand out of the window and waved it forward, signalling the car to pass. Daisy turned around and looked out the back window of the car to see a Shy Guy with a cop hat driving the cop car.
"Luigi, Don't Toads run law enforcement in the Mushroom Kingdom?" Daisy said as she turned her head towards the front seat.
"Yeah, why?"
"Aw crap." Daisy said as she looked back out the rear window. She leaned down under the seat and pulled out a double barrel shotgun. Princess Daisy crawled out of the rear driver's side window and sat in the window frame before pointing her gun at the Shy Guy behind the wheel. Mario waved his hand at Daisy, trying to get her back in the car, but Daisy fired the gun and immediately afterwards the windshield of the cop car exploded inwards and soon the car swerved off the road and flipped a few times before coming to a rest upside down in a ditch.
Mario pulled the car over and got out followed by Luigi and Daisy. they looked over the wrecked car and Mario sighed as a shy guy mask full of holes fell out of the wreck.
"Would you freakin' tell us that it's not a real cop before you shoot the driver?!" Luigi said as he turned to Daisy.
"Yeah, why don't I just give him as much time as he needs to shoot all three of us!" Daisy put the smoking shotgun over her shoulder and walked back to the car. "Now come on! This little event means that Bowser knows we're already on our way!"
Mario looked at the wreckage and then back to Daisy, he sighed and shook his head. "I can't imagine what she's gonna do to Bowser when we get there."
