YULLEN~!

"Ungh!" Allen blushed, his body drenched in sweat.

If only he wasn't a man, Kanda thought, grabbing Allen's head. "You need to be punished," he whispered, groping him.

"No! This is terrible!" Allen whimpered. Kanda bitch-slapped him hard. Oh, how Allen's heart pounded. Kanda pulled up his shirt, showing Allen his tattoos. Something bit his arm roughly. Wh-What is he doing? "Where are we going?" he gasped wildly, beginning to pant. I'm imagining vulgar things! Allen blushed darkly. "I feel a little excited…" Kanda bit down on his ear and licked lightly. Allen blushed deeper, sweating.

"Why are you biting your lip?" Kanda asked.

"To hide how embarrassed I am," responded Allen.

"Don't hide your emotions; you'll pay for your insolence with your body!" Kanda chuckled. "I'm going to do something serious now."

Allen blushed. Kanda kissed him sexily. Allen's legs gave way and he tumbled into Kanda's arms.

"Whoa! Your boyfriend's pretty gorgeous!" Lavi said, applauding. Kanda pulled Allen away protectively.

"Don't be shy; come at me, bro!" Allen drooled. "Go ahead and do it!"

Kanda stabbed into Allen, and the uke cried out in pain.

"Blood?" Kanda asked, shocked.

"Don't you think it's cute?" Allen asked innocently.

"Is it good?" Kanda asked.

"Very good!" Allen flailed, his head hitting the sheets. But it was just too much. Allen screamed.

"This one," Lavi laughed, "has underestimated you again."