"I don't fucking believe it." Peeta threw his hands up. He looked back at Haymitch Abernathy, the son of a bitch he called his agent.

"Well you fucking better." Haymitch retorted with a smirk. He knew more than anyone else, he always did. Peeta squinted as he tried to figure out his angle.

"Why? Why do you make me do this?" Katniss grumbled from her corner of the couch. Peeta looked over at her. "Aren't we doing well enough? We're rich as shit, what more needs to happen?"

"You need to stay rich as shit, otherwise you're just on the list of has-beens." Haymitch told them, looking over at Effie as she tapped her tablet rapidly.

"I almost have it set up. Your show makes you pretty relevant, but we need something big, something exciting. Reality TV only reaches so many people." She chirped, looking up and putting her tablet on the table. "I've alerted the media, start packing your boxes, Katniss." Katniss groaned.

"Already? I thought I'd at least have a couple days."

"I don't even have a fucking room for her!" Peeta scowled at his media representative. She smiled back.

"Of course not, you'll be staying in the same room, you're a loving, happy couple, remember?"

Katniss gagged.

"Please, Effie, I just ate."

"You move in today, girl." Haymitch told her, and it was final. "You and the boy are going to live together until further notice and if anyone catches wind that you secretly hate each other, all hell will break loose. Got it?" Katniss and Peeta both nodded. Katniss silently rose and left the room, heading upstairs to her apartment to start packing her stuff, mumbling curses the whole way. Peeta rolled his eyes as he watched her go, then turned to drive home and clean up his place so Katniss could have some room. He didn't really care that much if she thought he was a slob, but he also wanted to at least try to make the situation livable.

Katniss and Peeta are main characters on a reality tv show, and they fake a romance that ends up taking off. Haymitch and Effie break it to them that the best way to keep them on top of the food chain is to have them move in together and really play up the romance.