This is just a short little one shot that I've had bouncing in my head for the past hour making it impossible for me to go to sleep "/ it may become part of a one shot series but I haven't decided yet :) I've never really written Rachel before so I don't know if I got the character just right yet...

I don't own anything Glee related apart from the box sets and Glee Scene It ;)

"Oo la la, Rachel Berry all sweaty back from her morning jog. Did you finally realise that you look like an Oompa Loompa because of the tan in the can and not you're body shape or are you still in denial about your cheese puff syndrome?" Santana raised an eyebrow at me as she looked up from reading my magazine that she steals from me every week. We go through this routine every Saturday morning; I go for a jog, I come back, Santana insults me, I insult back and Kurt gets annoyed because he's yet to have his morning coffee. It's become some weird morning ritual.

"You know Santana if you spent as much time taking care of your hair as you do insulting me then maybe I wouldn't have to find clumps of hair in the bathroom every time you pull out your extensions." I smirked at the Latina who had a smile tugging at the corner of her mouth. I've been waiting to use that insult all week and, come to think of it, Santana probably found the post-it that the insult was written on but that didn't matter since it still made her smile, if only on the inside.

"Ladies please it's nine thirty in the morning so can you please retract your claws at least until I've had my morning cup of coffee?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes when Kurt made goo-goo eyes at the coffee machine. He didn't even give Blaine the same loved up look he gave to that coffee maker. Santana seemed to think the same thing as she rolled her eyes at Kurt's actions.

"Lady Hummel's right so if the Oompa could Loompa on over to the shower and put a stop to the Tango/Fanta odour that is slowly drifting into my nostrils I, for one, would be eternally grateful." I heard Kurt snort with laughter and whisper something to Santana as I turned away from the pair to hide my smile. Saturday mornings are always fun.

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Thanks, Laura xxx