Late at night, the phone rang. Ness picked it up, bleary-eyed. "Ungh," he said.

"Good news, Ness!" It was Apple Kid.

"It's two AM."

"But I've figured out the secret for infinite hamburgers."

Ness sat up groggily. "It's easy," Apple Kid said. "You hold a lot of things..."

"Right..."

"One of them's the ketchup you gave me when I was hungry. And a hamburger. Give the hamburger to yourself so it's at the bottom of your inventory slots..."

Ness blinked. "Inventory slots?"

"Then you eat the hamburger-"

Ness sighed and rolled his eyes. "Goodnight, Apple Kid." He hung up.