Let's be clear: I don't hate Legolas at all. But the fact that he has more stories about him than Aragorn, most of them Legomances, is a wee bit odd, don't'cha think? ;)
[to the tune of "Pink Elephants" from Dumbo]
Look out! Look out!
It's Legolas on the scene,
Hair agleam,
Flippity flippity!
He's here, he's there,
Prince Legolas everywhere!
Look out! Look out!
He's prancing up on the snow,
What a show!
Skippity skippity!
The teens all scream,
It's Legolas on the scene!
What'll they do? What'll they do?
What an unbeatable view!
I don't mind the plots reused,
And torture scenes that make him bruised,
But Legolas and Mary Sues,
Is really too much for me!
I am not the type to snark,
When people change the canon arc,
But when the maids have lips that spark
It makes me want to properly flee!
Now I plea!
Chase them away!
Chase them away!
Leaves of green, it's extreme!
It's Legolas on the scene!
It's Legolas!
It's Legolas!
It's Legolas…
