The town of Woodcrest is a small, secluded town in Maryland where not a whole lot goes on. The predominately white town has just about everything a town should have. There's a mall, a couple restaurants, a park, and several other necessities. It's another normal day in this town, and a dark skinned man known to the public as Uncle Ruckus is going about his day, doing lawn work at one of his 47 jobs.
"Well, Tom, the lawn is all taken care of. I done weeded it, mowed it, and watered your garden too. That'll be $150." The large man demands from a local prosecuting attorney named Tom DuBois.
"Yes, of course, Ruckus." Tom says to Ruckus as he hands him a check for the required amount. "Thanks for doing all this extra work for us. Jazmine just started school again, and Sarah's having to work a whole lot more."
"Uh huh. Don't mention it." Ruckus responds, heading on his way to the local park to do some grounds-keeping. However, something seems out of the ordinary to him on his way. Something seems to be moving in the trees, almost like a portal filled with promiscuous anthropomorphic monsters. However, Ruckus shrugs it off, proceeding on his way to keep working. As he continues his job, he sees something in the same direction from the portal. A very large bird flies out of the trees, and as Ruckus gets a closer look at it, he notices that the bird is quite tall, and has other numerous humanoid features. Moments later, a number of other monster girls show up out of the trees, including arachnids, slimes, lamias, and so on. Disgusted by the amount of monsters showing up, Ruckus gets closer to them, arming himself with a rake in case things get ugly.
"What the hell are y'all doing here?" Ruckus asserts, getting in the lamia's face. She giggles at his assertion and moves her tail closer to him as an act of seduction.
"Oh dear, you look like a strong man..." She tries to seduce him, but Ruckus shoves his rake down at her tail on the ground, causing her to shriek and recoil.
"I don't take no compliments from no mulattoes!" Ruckus shouts as the other girls get closer to him. "In the name of White Jesus, I command y'all to get outta here!" Since almost nobody except Ruckus was in the general area where the monsters were, they decided to retreat into the forest again. "Yeah, that's right! Get outta here!" With a huff, Ruckus finishes his work at the park raking leaves, then heads to his final job of the day at the Woodcrest mall. However, when he pulls up in his car, he sees that same portal open up in the trees again. A number of individuals walking can see the portal in the trees, and turn their heads to view the sight. As the monsters walk out of the trees and the hearts of the public start to beat out of their chests, the lamia, apparently the leader, steps to the front of the pack of monsters and makes an announcement.
"Why hello, humans." The lamia giggles seductively as she continues her speech, moving her red tail from side to side. "Oh, I'm sorry, I just get a little bump in my heart when I see your kind!" She continues, trying to seduce the crowds. "We've been so looking forward to seeing you, and here we are! We'd love for you to come by our place and have some fun!" The lamia giggles as she and her squad hand out flyers advertising a joint they set up at a strip mall. The general public takes quite a liking to them, as the girls seduce them with their smooth words. Meanwhile, Ruckus is watching all the events happen while trimming shrubs outside, and he doesn't like it one bit.
"I know there's something up with these here new half-and-halfs." Ruckus tells himself. "And I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Those monster hoes think they're slick, what with all that black magic of theirs. And if nobody does nothing about it, what's gonna happen to this town?" Ruckus continues to think. "I'm gonna need to come up with a plan to take these hoes out, one by one."
Ruckus continues to think about how he will purge Woodcrest of these monster hoes, as they will surely be detrimental to the town, and possibly the rest of the world, in the future. However, he knows he can't just go charging into this den of sin, as he'd get his ass handed to him in a matter of seconds, so he decides to finish his work for the day and head home, preparing to pray to White Jesus for wisdom.
"Oh, gracious White Jesus, you have been good to your humble servant. But Lord, you know all things, you know that these monster hoes plan to defile the glorious white men created in your holy image. I ask that you give me the wisdom and courage to go out into the world and oppose these spawns of the Devil! In your holy white name I pray, Amen." Following his prayer, he prepares to go to sleep, but his sleep will soon be interrupted by a divine vision. In Ruckus' dream, he sees himself standing on the clouds outside the Pearly Gates with Ronald Reagan.
"Ronald Reagan!" Ruckus bows down in the presence of the former president, knowing exactly why he came to him again. "Did you answer my prayer on behalf of White Jesus?"
"Yes I did, Reverend Ruckus. And I feel the same way about monster girls. They are an abomination in the sight of God, and must be purged from this world. Ruckus, it's an ugly job, but you are the right person to do it."
"It would be my greatest honor to protect the white man from interbreeding with the monsters!" Ruckus tells Reagan, very excited to feel a sense of purpose in his life once again. "But… where can I find weapons? These evil monsters have teeth and claws."
"Do not worry, Ruckus." Reagan tells him. "The Lord has already provided what you will need. Well, I think it's time we part ways again. I hope to see you someday soon in White Heaven." With that, Ruckus's slumber ceases, and he wakes up in his room, only to find a mass of weapons available to him, such as swords, spears, and nunchaku.
"Praise White God!" Ruckus shouts as he also sees a hit list of monsters to fight. On it, various monsters inhabiting Woodcrest are listed, as well as their whereabouts. "Time to send some monster hoes back to hell!"
