Disclaimer: I don't own LotR, SW, Sleepy Hollow, or the Olympics. I do however have a third of the rights to the sheep. Its based on a dream I had that I do own.

Insanity Abound

DragonElf_86

Frodo Baggins was walking in the fields when suddenly Darth Vader riding a Boshklavakian sheep wearing flannel came through with his lightsaber drawn and chopped Frodo's head off, then swung around, came back, and took the head.

Darth Maul, Palpatine, and Xanatos stood nearby holding cards that said 4.5, 5.0, and 4.5 respectively.

Meridoc Brandybuck yelled, "Oh my god, you killed Frodo!"

Followed by Peregrin Took yelling, "You bastards!"

Then Samwise Gamgee, Frodo's gay lover, burst into tears, "Nooo! Mr. Frodooo!" Then proceeded to pull out his frying pan and chase our neighborhood friendly Star Wars villians.

Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Obi-Wan Kenobi stood laughing at the sight of the evildoers run from a hobbit carrying kitchenware.

Yoda said, "See it coming, they did not!"