~ I know this has been done before. But I am also creative. Me also want to make song texts in Middle Earth! ~
First song: I Will Leave You One More Time
(To the "lovely" tunes of "Baby One More Time" with Britney Spears. Everyone knows that one?)
It is Bilbo's Long Expected Party and it is the time for Bilbo's Speech.
"Hi," says Bilbo. "I was thinking now of doing something different that in the book and the movie, so in this version I will sing you a song, instead of a speech. If you know it, sing-a-long, especially on the chorus. Okay?" The Hobbits nods.
"Gandalf, music, please!" yells Bilbo, and Gandalf starts the music in a MYSTERIOUS way. And Bilbo starts to sing:
Oh Shire, Shire,
How was I supposed to know
That I would not get my Peace here?
Oh Shire, Shire, it seems like I have to go,
You'll soon be out of my sight here.
Show me,
What the big World might could be
Tell me,
Good bye, cause I want to leave now
Oh, because,
Your stickingness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I want to leave (want to leave)
When I'm down here,
I lose my mind
I give you a sign
Now I leave you one more time!
Dear family,
It's you I'm so tired of
You nag me all the time, yeah
Dear family, I'm leaving you all alone,
It'll be great to leave you all here
Show me
What the big World might could be
Tell me,
Good bye, cause I want to leave now
Oh, because,
Your stickingness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I want to leave (want to leave)
When I'm down here,
I lose my mind
I give you a sign
Now I leave you one more time!
And with a 'poof' Bilbo is gone, while he sings his last "time". But, the Hobbits could hear a little humming, if it has not been for the great noise that they make themselves.
"A great song he ended his life in Hobbiton with," says Gandalf for himself.
First song: I Will Leave You One More Time
(To the "lovely" tunes of "Baby One More Time" with Britney Spears. Everyone knows that one?)
It is Bilbo's Long Expected Party and it is the time for Bilbo's Speech.
"Hi," says Bilbo. "I was thinking now of doing something different that in the book and the movie, so in this version I will sing you a song, instead of a speech. If you know it, sing-a-long, especially on the chorus. Okay?" The Hobbits nods.
"Gandalf, music, please!" yells Bilbo, and Gandalf starts the music in a MYSTERIOUS way. And Bilbo starts to sing:
Oh Shire, Shire,
How was I supposed to know
That I would not get my Peace here?
Oh Shire, Shire, it seems like I have to go,
You'll soon be out of my sight here.
Show me,
What the big World might could be
Tell me,
Good bye, cause I want to leave now
Oh, because,
Your stickingness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I want to leave (want to leave)
When I'm down here,
I lose my mind
I give you a sign
Now I leave you one more time!
Dear family,
It's you I'm so tired of
You nag me all the time, yeah
Dear family, I'm leaving you all alone,
It'll be great to leave you all here
Show me
What the big World might could be
Tell me,
Good bye, cause I want to leave now
Oh, because,
Your stickingness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I want to leave (want to leave)
When I'm down here,
I lose my mind
I give you a sign
Now I leave you one more time!
And with a 'poof' Bilbo is gone, while he sings his last "time". But, the Hobbits could hear a little humming, if it has not been for the great noise that they make themselves.
"A great song he ended his life in Hobbiton with," says Gandalf for himself.
