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Bugs: Eh. Daffy. I'm bored. Do you have anything to do?
Daffy: How about we visit Lola's little brother Mike Bunny?
Bugs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(From outside)
Tina: What was that?
Lola: It sounded like a drunken cat with its tail cut off.
(inside)
Bugs: We should go to the park. That can give us something to do.
(At the park Daffy is playing on the slides as Bugs is on a bench reading a book, as Pac-Man approches)
Pac-Man: I need food. For family! Oooo! Fried rabbit! Waka waka waka waka!
(He tries to eat Bugs but spits him out)
Pac-Man: Dang your are nasty! Your not a very healthy rabbit!
Bugs: Aaaaah! Who are you?
Pac-Man: You don't know who I am?
Bugs: No!
Pac-Man: Hey Pepper, this rabbit dosn't know me!
Ms. Pac-Man: Well we don't know who he is!
Bugs: Eh I'm Bugs Bunny & this is Daffy Duck!
Daffy: What did it miss?
(Later we see Wile E. Coyote chasing the Road Runner in the park)
Road Runner: Meep Meep!
(We see the Ghost Monsters come from the other side)
Clyde: Look out you guys!
(The ghosts get ran over by the Road Runner until Wiley comes to a stop)
Wiley: Darn it Clyde! You just made me loose him.
Clyde: Its not our fault Wiley. We have the same luck as you!
Wiley: Only me & Pac-Man are like, best friends. We met in 1998.
Inky: Thats a ling time. Even before SpongeBob came out!
Clyde: Shut up you idiot!
Wiley: Sence you guys have nothing to do can you help me catch that blasted Road Runner?
Pinky: Gee Clyde. We could help him scence we have nothing else to do.
Clyde: Oh, alright.
Blinky: Idk Clyde. We might get blown yup too.
Clyde: Don't make dum remarks!
(Later)
Bugs: Oh yeah. I remember you guys now. I played the games back in 1984. They were fun!
Daffy: Ya. And I licked one of thoes machines!
Pac-Man: What!? Ok thats a little wierd! So what show are you 2 from?
Bugs: Looney Tunes.
Pac-Man: Like Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner?
Daffy: You know them!? But you never knew us!
Pac-Man: I hardly have time to watch TV when thoes ghosts are always chasing me then I chase them it goes randomly!
(Lola comes in)
Lola: O my gosh! ITS MS. PAC-MAN! I remeber playing that! Can I have your autograph!?
Ms. Pac-Man: Uh, sure.
Bugs: Eh, thats Lola. I like her but shes crazy!
Pac-Man: Uh huh.
(TV bulleten comes up)
Man: The big race is cancled untill the Road Runner can find another racing partner. Sonic the Hedgehog just called in sick!
Bugs; Uh oh! We need someone to race against the bird!
Pac-Man: Hey! I can!
Daffy: But your not even fast!
Pac-Man: If I have a speed chip added into me then I'm really fast!
Ms. Pac-Man: Me too.
Bugs: Ehhh. Well then lets do it doc!
(At Mezmerons Lair)
Mezmeron: Well. What do you want skinny coyote. I don't have all day!
Wiley: Well Mr. Mezmeron Sir. I can't ever catch this Road Runner. (sobs) I'm sorry. (Sheds tears) I need your Ghost Monsters to help me please! I NEED THAT BIRD REALLY BADLLY! (sobbing).
Mez; Stop your blubbering. I'll let them help you!
Wiley: Yay! Or as the Road Runner would say! Beep Beep! Thats British!
(At the day of the race)
Ms. Pac-Man: Are you ready to race Pacy?
Pac-Man: I sure am. With that chip & extra power pellets I know I can go as fast as Road can. (runs)
Ms. Pac-Man: Me & the rabbit & duck will be in the audiance Pacy!
Wiley: Ok you guys. This is were the Road Runner is racing! All we need to do is wait somewere & grab him! Or something like that!
Sue: Ok. Are you ready Pinky!
Pinky: I'm ready as I'll ever be!
Man: Ladies & gentalmen! Introducing a race. Now coming to the starting line! The Road Runner!
(Road runs to the line)
Wiley: There he is! (laughs evily)
(The ghosts laugh evily)
Wiley: Shut up! They might hear you!
Man: And...Pac-Man!
(He runs to the line)
Clyde: What! That Pac-Fink is in the race too! Sorry coyote. But we need to catch Pac-Man!
Wiley: Wait up you morons!
Man: On your marks get set! Go!
(They run off)
Road: Meep Meep!
Pac-Man: Wakakakakakakakakaka!
Wiley: I'm not taking any chances! I will catch that bird!
Road: Meep Meep! Meep Meep!
(Wiley chases after Road but then falls off a cliff)
Wiley: Darn.
Pac-Man: Wakakakakakakakakaka! Oh no! Its the Ghost Monsters
Clyde; You'll never get away! Uh oh.
(The Ghosts are standing next to the edge of a cliff as the Road Runner runs behinds them)
Road: Meep Meep!
Ghosts: Aaaahhhhh!
(They fall off a cliff & land on the coyote)
Inky: Oooo. I don't feel so good. (he barfs all over Clyde)
Clyde: Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WHY YOU LITTLE... (Clyde strangles Inky)
(back at the seats)
Bugs: Eh guys. I think something might go wrong at some point so, I'm gunna go see what might happen. Ms. Pac-Man, make sure you keep Daffy out of trouble.
Ms. Pac-Man: Ummm. Ok.
Daffy: I'm not as much trouble as you might think ya know!
(Back on the track Wiley & the ghosts are ready to launch 2 giant rocks in the air as Pac-Man and Road come zooming up)
Road: Meep Meep! Meep!
Pac-Man: (laughing)
(The gosts & Wiley launch the rocks in the air and they bounce back at them)
Wiley: I need to try something more complecated.
(Wiley is seen putting bird seed on the road wile the gosts put power pellets on the road)
Road: Meep Meep! (eats bird seed)
Pac-Man: Oh boy. A power pellet snack (eats them)
(Wiley throws a bomb at them)
Wiley & the Ghosts; (laughing evily)
(Inky looks over)
Wiley: Get down you! He'll see us!
Inky: Don't you mean they!
Wiley: I'm not after Pac-Man! I'm after the Road Runner!
(Wiley looks up & sees that the bomb bounced back & it blows Wiley up turning him into a pile of ash)
(Wiley is then seen about to push a rock off a cliff)
Pac-Man: Wakakakakakaka
Road: Meep Meep! Meep!
(Wiley pushes the rock but it just floats in midair)
Wiley: No! Thats not possible!
(He starts jumping on the rock as the ghosts help & they both fall)
Mezmeron: Thoes ghosts are not winning at all. I'll catch Pac-Man & that beeping bird myself. The bird for that coyote for sure!
(He build a trap in the road)
Road; Meep Meep! (he falls in)
Mez: I got the bird! Won't that coyote be so pround of me!
(Road tried to find a way out)
Road: Meep Meep?
Mez: You can't get out now! Your traped!
Road; Meep!
Bugs: Eh whats up doc? Ya know you are not a part of this right?
Mez: Whoare you!?
Pac-Man: (with a rope) Thats Bugs Bunny! And I'm gunna finish this thing! (he drops the rope & lets Road out)
Pac-Man: Ok now Road! Lets finish this thing!
Road: Meep Meep!
(They run off)
Mez: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Bugs: Finders keepers loosers weepers doc! (laughs)
Mez: Why you...!
Wiley: Now all I have to do is play dead! (He holds up asighn saying "I'm Dead" as Pac-Man runs on but Road stops thinking he is dead)
Road: M-meep Meep. (sobs)
Wiley: Ha! Fooled ya! I'm not dead! (he grabs Road)
Road; Meep! (holds up a sighn saying "Help" as Nellie Runner ninja kicks Wiley)
Nellie: Meep Meep! (kisses Road as he runs off with hearts floating over him)
Road: Meep Meep! (catches up with Pac-Man)
Pac-Man: Were almost there!
Road: Meep!
Man: And here they come to the finish line!
Clyde: Were gunna chomp you this time Pac-Man! (they chomp him)
Man: And the winner is the Road...Wait. The Road Runner has stoped in frount of the finish line? And now hes running back!?
(Road drops power pellets in Pac-Man's mouth)
Pac-Man: Thanks pal.
Ghosts: P-p-p-pac power!
(Pac-Man eats the ghosts)
Pac-Man: Now lets finish this thing!
Man: And the winner is...they crossed the finish line at the same time! Its a tie its a tie!
(crowd cheers)
Pac-Man: Nice job man!
Road: Meep Meep!
Wiley: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde & Sue! You guys are fired from catching that bird!
Inky: But it was fun! (sobs)
Wiley: Whatever!
Mike Bunny: I know what will help! (he barfs on Wiley)
Wiley: Grrrrrrrrrrrr! WHY YOU LITTLE...! (he strangles Mike)
Lola: Hey! You let go of my brother! Are you ok Mikey!? (she hugs Mike)
Mike; (chokes) Not so tight please!
Wiley: (starts crying) I'LL NEVER CATCH THAT ROAD RUNNER NEVER! (sobbing)
Road: (looks over Wileys shoulder) Meep Meep! (he runs off with Pac-Man)
Porky: T-t-t-thats All Folks!
THE END
