A/N: Read one chapter of "Adrenaline Junkie Girl" or just get a general idea. My OC, Naomi, has befriended Sideshow Bob and eventually, they have fallen for each other, although they don't tell each other about the way they feel, just being good friends. When I first came up with the idea, I wrote this duet for them, a parody of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca". These thoughts take place around the time Naomi is at college, in between "Day of The Jackanapes" and "The Great Louse Detective".

B: She's into superstitions, star signs and voodoo dolls

I've got a premonition, this girl's gonna make me fall

N: He's into weird sensations, killings in the candlelight

He has some weird fixation, for any day or night

N: I wanna just go crazy

Maybe salsa in the rain

B: I'm living such a crazy life

But she's taking all my pain

Both: It's a bullet to my brain!

Both: Upside, inside out

We're livin' la vida loca

B: I'll only let her down

Livin' la vida loca

N: Our lips are devil red

And my skin's the colour of choca

Both: What are we about?

Livin' la vida loca

Livin' la vida loca

We're livin' la vida loca

B: Woke up in my dark jail cell

Worse than a one-star hotel

N: He's got my heart and I'm losing money

Feel like I've been taking pills

Both: It's not like normal water

You are better than champagne

B: Since I saw her face I thought I'd never be the same

N: Yeah he made me go insane

Both: Upside, inside out

We're livin' la vida loca

N: I won't just be let down

Livin' la vida loca

B: Her lips are ruby red

And her skin's the colour of choca

Both: What are we about?

Livin' la vida loca

Livin' la vida loca

We're livin' la vida loca

Both: I wanna just go crazy

This time ball dance in the rain

B: She has to live my crazy life

N: But I feel I have less pain

Both: Like a bullet to our brains!

Both: Upside, inside out

We're livin' la vida loca

We're level, not gone down!

Livin' la vida loca

Our lips are garnet red

And our skin mix is like mocha

What are we about?

Livin' la vida loca

Repeat

Livin' la vida loca

We're livin' la vida loca

So that's it. So now, just one more thing. Please review for me, whether you hate to love or love to hate.