A/n: Ever used a voice synthesizer and realized how it pronounced words? Well, this is a play on it. A brief outline of the series!
Gnat Root Toe
The series starts off with a little Shit No Bee named Gnat Root Toe. He is in a Shit No Bee academy training to be a ninja with his little Shit No Bee-wannabe friends.
He has a crush on this girl called Sock Cure A, who has a crush on a guy named Sauce Gay. But she is in competition with her friend, In No, to win Sauce Gay's heart.
Sauce Gay, however, isn't interested in girls. Proven by the fact he kisses Gnat Root Toe. The only things Sauce Gay is interested in are Gnat Root Toe and killing his brother who kill the whole You Cheat Are clan, I Touchy. I Touchy is part of a group called Act At Zoo Key, with his friends Kiss A Me, Died Are Uh, Set Zoo, Sassy Sorry and Toe Bee. Kiss A Me used to be in league with a man named Sat Booze Ah, who is the first real challenge for Gnat Root Toe. Under the guide of Cock Cash He, Gnat Root Toe and Sauce Gay fight Sat Booze Ah's crony Hack Ewe. In the end, the Gnat Root Toe gang wins.
Gnat Root Toe lives in a place called Cone Oh Ha. This place is run by a man named Hoe Caw Gay. The current Hoe Caw Gay is called Sat Root Toe Bee. He has a grandson called Cone Oh Ha Mar Ewe.
Cock Cash He is a Jew Nine meaning he is a powerful ninja. There are other such ninjas like Cure In I, Enema, Ebb Is Sue, My Toe Gay and Asthma.
Cure In I is the leader of the team containing Key Butt, Shin No and He Not A. My Toe Gay has a team with Knee Edgy, 1010 and Leak. Asthma has In No, Shit A Mall Rue and Ho Edgy. Before these Shit No Bee were in those teams they were trained by a Chew Nine named I Rue Cut. Just the like the Hoe Caw Gay trained the three Sat Nine, Zoo Nod Hey, Jar I A and A Roach He Mom Rue.
When the Gnat Root Toe gang return from their mission it is time for the Chew Nine selection exams. Some people from a land called Soon A pop in to try out. Their names are Gall Rah, Tea Mar Eek and Can Cure Oh. This part of the saga is where we learn about the Key You Bee and the Yawn Die Me a bit more.
Yawn Die Me was the man who sealed the Key You Bi into Gnat Root Toe.
In the Chew Nina exams a man named Cut Boot Toe sneaks in and later disguises himself as an An Boo member. But that is later.
Hey Yacht Hey runs the first part of the matches but then the Caw See Caw Gay arrives and Hey Yacht Hey mysteriously dies. It is then revealed that Gall Rah, Can Cure Oh and Tea Mar Eek are the Caw See Caw Gay's children.
In his fight with Leak, Gall Rah reveals he also has a Bee Jew, but his is called Shoo Cock Cue, not Key You Bee.
Enema takes over from Hey Yacht Hey and supervises the matches.
But then tragedy strikes as Soon A are realized to be in cahoots with Oh Toe. Then there is a huge fight with Oh Toe, but in the end, Shit A Mall Rue is still promoted to Chew Nine by the new Ho Caw Gay, Zoo Nod Hey. Zoo Nod Hey seems to have hired two of the men who appeared before the Chew Nine exams. Their names are I Sumo and Tote Tit Zoo. Zoo Nod Hey also is looking after the niece of her departed boyfriend, Damn. The girl's name is Shit Zoo Neigh.
A/n: That didn't turn out too well, but it still was funny right? Please Review!
