Disclaimer/ I do not own twilight or the characters of twilight they belong to stephanie meyer.
A/N me and a friend made this out of boredom you can call my friend by the name of CUZ I IS A CHICKEN!
Chapter 1 CHICKEN RAGE!
Today me and tha Babe and Jasp went To DA ZOOOOOOOOOThe first thing we saw were the llamas! they said Jasp owed Em MOOONEY $50 to be exact So ME my SMOKIN BRICHES and DU BABE Left tha Jasp to settle thang's WID DA LAMAS!
Later i GOT KINDA HUNGRY AND TOLD THA BABE I WANTED TO GO TO KFC CUZ KFC BABE"S 3 EDDY"S SMOOOOOOOOKIN BRICHES!
TO WHICH SHE SAID "YOU JUST gonna HAVETA DEAL WID IT SUCKA! 8D"
I got sooooo mad i ditched DU BABE BY DUH TIGER CAGE AND WENT TU TELL DA MONKEY"S OF MY RAGE!
When I gots to du MONKEYS and began to speak of my FRIED CKICKEN RAGE!
One of them threw a ROTTON BUNANA ON MY HOT SMOKIN BRICHES! IN DAT MOMENT A PART OF MY SOUL DIED! DIED I SAY D-I-E-D!
IT THEN LAUGHED IT"S HORRID MONKEY LAUGH!
MY ANGER SCARED DU MONKEYS SO THEY THERW MORE ROTTON FOOD ALL OVER MY SMOKIN BRICHES AND MY BABE MAGNET SHIRT!
THE battle WID DA monkeys lasted UNTIL ONE OF THEM STOLE MY SMOKIN BRICHES AND I HAD TO GO BACK TO DU BABE!
AND IN DA END I STILL DONT HAVE NO CHIKEN!
