Right, Demonic has given me and offer I could not refuse, writing my own EENE one-shot! ENJOY!

Alyssa, Alex, and Alice were lying down outside on the cool, green grass looking up the the sky and counting the clouds.

"I think that one looks like beef jerky." Alex said for the umpteenth time.

Alyssa and Alice groaned. They were getting tired of Alex thinking every single cloud looked like beef jerky.

"I think that one looks like a BABEH!" Alice exclaimed, reaching up to the sky while lying down.

The Ed boys decided to join the girls, Ed trotted around in a few circles before curling up into a ball at Alex's feet, Tim jumping on her stomach and following suit.

"So...studing the clouds are you? Did you know that cloud is called a cumulanimbus and that one is called-" Double D started.

"She doesn't care about what they're called sock head." Eddy interrupted rudly, lying beside Alice.

She smacked him upside the head with her hand.

"OW! What was that for?"

"For being a short, fat meanie. Hey, do you think that one looks like a baby, Ed?" Alice answered, completely ignoring Eddy and asking Ed insted.

Ed sniffed and looked up at the sky, shifting his gaze to several clouds before giving an answer.

"YEAH, AND THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN!" he yelled, pretening to grab both the chicken and the baby.

A lightbulb pinged above Eddy's head and he rubbed his palms together, snickering slightly.

"Oh no..." Double D groaned, knowing this couldn't be good.

"I know! Let's ask people if we could babysit for them! We'll get tons of cash for it!" he said, dollar signs popping out of his eyes.

"SURE, but there's just ONE itty bitty thing you should no Eddy." Alice said, rolling her eyes.

"That I'm handsome, awesome, and the richest kid here?" he asked hopefully, looking at Alice and pointing his thumb to his chest.

"No, Eddy. Your flaw is, NO ONE IN THE CUL-DA-SACK HAS A BABY!" she yelled, causing a nearby fire hidrent to explode.

"We should cloan you like the did in, 'Human Extiction part 2: Cloaning the Survivors'!" Ed said, prancing around like a gitty school girl.

"Well, that MAY be possible Ed, I think it can possibly be done with the scientific technology in my lab..." Double D said, standing up from next to Alyssa.

Alex stood up and balanced Tim on her head.

"Are you sure it's safe?" she asked, making sure Tim didn't fall off.

"Yeah...are you sure we won't grow a second head or something?" Alyssa asked, putting her hands on her hips and shifting all her weight to one foot.

"Um, I'm 99.99 percent sure it will leave absolutely NO side affects..." Double D responded, blushing from the lie he 'possibly might' be telling.

Double D's Lab

The smart ski capped kid hooked up Alex, Alyssa, and Alice to his cloaning machine. It seemed umbelieveable he entered it in last years science fair, and actually won.

The Eds pulled down their protective goggles and so did the girls.

"Ready...?" Double D asked, hoping they would back out and change their minds.

Alex shifting position slightly and gave him a thumbs up. "ALL SET!" she said, snapping her googles tightly.

Double D gulped before pulling down the switch, (Which took a lot of effort.) and a blinding white light flooded the room.

And that's the end! No just kidding, this is a Two-Shot gotta stick all the info I can into this one!

Double D heard three voices coo, and uncovered his hands from his eyes and gasped, the girls were GONE!

"Now look what you did Sock Head, you made them dissapear!" Eddy yelled, kicking Double D in the shins.

"OW! Eddy, that hurt!"

"Quit being a baby..."

Ed pondered for a moment before going over to the machine where Alex was strapped up, he looked down at the pile or her clothes, it was moving and he heard gurgling noises coming out from underneath the pile. he threw the clothes and gaped at what he saw. ALEX! She was clad in only a diaper and her blond hair was put in two short pigtails with green bows. Her big, green eyes glanced cutly back at him.

"Aww..." he cooed, hugging Baby Alex.

"What...have I done...?" Double D said, moving towards the pile of Alyssa's clothes.

He followed Ed's example and removed the clothes from the floor, neatly folding them and also gasping at what he saw. Alyssa was also in a diaper, he hair was up in pigtails as well, but with red bows. Her brown eyes blinked slowly, and she giggled at him before grabbing his hand.

"Wait, so that means..." Eddy, being one of the slowest kids, also removed Alice's clothes and picked up the last baby. Alice wore a white diaper and her black hair was ALSO put up in pigtails, she had blue bows though.

"She's...She's...acually cute..." Eddy said, looking at Alice's icy blue eyes.

Alice bit his hand with a whats-that-suppose-to-mean look and laughed at his reaction.

"AHHH! YOU LITTLE BITCH!" he screamed, clutching his hand in anger.

Eddy's loud voice caused the Baby Als to whimper.

"Oh no Eddy..." Double D mumbled, messaging his temples.

Alice, Alyssa, and Alex starting crying and screaming their heads off.

"EDDY!" Ed cried, picking up Alex and trying to calm her down.'

Eddy looked at the babies and realized what made them cry, and proceded to calm Alice down. Ed took charge of Alex, and all of them worked together to get the babies happy again.

Crappy chapter, but what can you do? REVIEW PLEASE or Eddy will scream at the babies again! D: